Here will be an old abusing of God's patience and the king's English.
William Shakespeare
O friend unseen, unborn, unknown, Student of our sweet English tongue, I never indulge in poetics - Unless I am down with rheumatics.
Quintus Ennius
If the English language made any sense, a catastrophe would be an apostrophe with fur.
Doug Larson
The English language was carefully, carefully cobbled together by three blind dudes and a German dictionary.
Dave Kellett
Me fail english? Thats unpossible.
Matt Groening
I have had the opportunity to have a shave and relax in the bath and have a good English breakfast.
Norman Kember
My father and he had one of those English friendships which begin by avoiding intimacies and eventually eliminate speech altogether.
Jorge Luis Borges
We can't communicate. I don't speak Japanese and he doesn't speak English.
Kevin Appier
The English are polite by telling lies. The Americans are polite by telling the truth.
Malcolm Bradbury
All hockey players are bilingual. They know English and profanity.
Gordie Howe
There is always contact and I think my style of play would fit the English league well.
Gerald Asamoah
He said in real good English, 'Did one of my soldiers take anything from you?
Mario Tonelli
She felt she wasn't ready. She wanted to work on her English a little more.
Kevin Cory
In English we were reading the book 'To Kill a Mockingbird,' and the people of African-American descent, there were only two of us in the class.
Todd Davis
If there's anything I'd hate as a son-in-law, it's an actor; and if there's anything I think I'd hate worse than an actor as a son-in-law, it's an English actor.
Joseph P. Kennedy
Summer afternoon - Summer afternoon... the two most beautiful words in the English language.
Henry James
Red lips are not so red/ As the stained stones kissed by the English dead.
Wilfred Owen
Every English poet should master the rules of grammar before he attempts to bend or break them.
Robert Graves
In her quiet way, Mary English mattered a lot.
John Ellsworth
