Life is a crisis - so what!

The English are polite by telling lies. The Americans are polite by telling the truth.

Culture is a way of coping with the world by defining it in detail.

I like the English. They have the most rigid code of immorality in the world.

If God had meant us to have group sex, he'd have given us more organs.

Only the old are innocent. That is what the Victorians understood, and the Christians. Original sin is a property of the young. The old grow beyond corruption very quickly.

My experience of ships is that on them one makes an interesting discovery about the world. One finds one can do without it completely.

You Liberals think that goats are just sheep from broken homes.