Suicide is man's way of telling God, "You can't fire me - I quit."

Bill Maher

'She looked into the distance, and the old terror flamed up for an instant, then sank again. Edna heard her father's voice and her sister Margaret's. She heard the barking of an old dog that was chained to the sycamore tree. The spurs of the cavalry officer clanged as he walked across the porch. There was the hum of bees, and the musky odor of pinks filled the air.'

Kate Chopin

(Sid's suicide note:)WE HAD A DEATHPACT I HAVE TO KEEPMY HALF OF THEBARGAIN.PLEASE BURY MEPTONEXT TO MY BABY.BURY ME IN MYLEATHER JACKET,JEANS AND MOTORCYCLE BOOTSGOODBYE.

Sid Vicious

Suicide is the remedy of pain.

Matt Hartman

Reviewing has one advantage over suicide: in suicide you take it out on yourself; in reviewing you take it out on other people.

George Bernard Shaw

Someone bent on suicide won't have much sense of humor left.

Chuck Palahniuk

Never murder a man when he's busy committing suicide.

Woodrow Wilson

That's the thing with suicide pacts. Sometimes they only really work if they catch you by surprise.

Randy K. Milholland

Science comits suicide when it adopts a creed.

Thomas H. Huxley

Write something, even if it's just a suicide note.

Gore Vidal

Democracy never lasts long. It soon wastes, exhausts and murders itself. There was never a democracy that did not commit suicide.

John Adams

The initial evidence we have gathered from the site of blast suggested that it was a suicide attack because there was no crater found.

Jehangir Mirza

We learned at the time that all of the others have been caught or committed suicide. Brenda's is the only domestic violence (murder) that hasn't been solved.

Shelby Steen's

I got very depressed at one stage. ... When you're really depressed you think of suicide but there aren't any means of doing it.

Norman Kember

The risk of a serious suicide attempt in people who start taking antidepressant medication is, fortunately, quite low — less than one in 1,000. The risk actually goes down after people start antidepressant medication.

Dr. Greg Simon

In civilized societies, if you are offended by a cartoon, you do not burn flags, take up guns and raid buildings, chant death to your opponents, or threaten suicide bombings. You write a letter to the editor.

Michelle Malkin

The human life of 1,000 people who died as a result of suicide bombings that emanated from this territory are not reversible.

Raanan Gissin

They have three heads that they're examining and that's a typical outcome from a suicide bomber, but that's not yet confirmed and that will require further analysis as the evening progresses.

Mick Keelty

We have found explosives, vehicles for car bombs, remote control bombs and so on. After the investigation, the two Pakistanis have confessed they had been trained in Pakistan for the suicide explosion.

Assadullah Khalid

He did admit that at one point he was contemplating suicide.

Doug Tobin