Judy Tenuta
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"Judy Tenuta" is a Grammy-Award nominated American entertainer, actress, comedian, author, record producer/producer, and accordionist. She is noted for her brash onstage persona, alternating insult comedy with self-promotion as the "Love Goddess."

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This guy says, "I'm perfect for you, 'cause I'm a cross between a macho man and a sensitive man." I said, "Oh, a gay trucker?"

How many of you have ever started dating because you were too lazy to commit suicide?

Nothing makes my day more than when someone comes up to me and says I bring them joy. That's why I do it, to make people laugh their butts off and forget about their problems.