If I have caused just one person to wipe away a tear of laughter, that's my reward.
Victor Borge
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Humans have always been very good at killing big animals. Ten thousand years ago, with just some pointed sticks, humans managed to wipe out the woolly mammoth, saber tooth tigers, mastodons and giant vampire bats. The same could happen in the oceans.
Ransom Myers
Pakistan test-fired its first cruise missile Thursday in a blatant attempt to intimidate India. It flies beneath radar. If they attacked India with a nuclear cruise missile it could wipe out the entire United States customer service industry.
Argus Hamilton
We don't have actual numbers on population size. Such figures are notoriously difficult to confirm. But the fungus has the capacity to completely wipe out populations of any size, and if the fungus doesn't kill them, the areas where they can be found are being deforested and polluted or developed.
Roberto Ibanez
The poor taxpayer may wipe his shoes on a $3 doormat when he goes home, but not the Navy. It is, damn the cost, full feet ahead on a doormat you would be ashamed to get muddy.
William Proxmire
They come in and in a period of less than two days they can virtually wipe out all the menhaden that exist.
Rube Mcmullen
People will always be tempted to wipe their feet on anything with 'welcome' written on it.
Andy Partridge
Death is impatient and thoughtless. It barges into your room when you are right in the middle of something, and it doesn't bother to wipe its boots.
Tom Robbins
He had no little handkerchief to wipe his little nose.
Rev. R. H. Barham
Bush is going in the wrong way. And I dare say, that is what the strategy of his administration is, is just to wipe out government's purpose for any social and economic justice at all. And I'm going to take the country in an opposite direction than he's taking it.
Dennis Kucinich
We are in the last hours. This evening, Iraqi forces will reach the doors of the shrine and control it and appeal to the Mehdi Army to throw down their weapons, ... If they do not, we will wipe them out.
Hazem Sha'alan
If you make yourself into a doormat, people will wipe their feet on you.
Belizean Proverb
Given the New York market's setback on geopolitical concerns, the market here may wipe off half or more of the gains it saw yesterday.
Katsuhiko Kodama
A perfect opportunity is if when cutting chicken into strips, you turn right around and wipe the knife on a dish towel and then slice that melon. That's cross-contamination. We never want to mix raw and ready-to-eat. That's the bottom line.
Libby Hoyle
I don't think we should panic. There were a lot of new guys out there for the first time. It's a complete team effort when you're out there on that kickoff, and if one guy gets out of his lane or doesn't get across the guy's face, it can wipe out a whole side. And it happened on one kickoff (against San Diego).
Keith Davis
I'd always have grease in at least two places, in case the umpires would ask me to wipe one off. I never wanted to be caught out there with anything though, it wouldn't be professional.
Gaylord Perry
Both of them have an opportunity to lower that tax just by calling either a session of the legislature or a session of the city council they could just wipe it out immediately.
Bill Green
Otherwise we would get professionals who do this all the time and have all the expensive equipment come in and try to wipe out the locals.
Hal Miller
Humanity is quite a unique species, since it is the only one with the means to wipe itself out.
Ramman Kenoun
In any country with an industrialized system of agriculture, three weeks of lost production is all it takes to wipe out profits.
Corrie Brown
The sponge gives it [the illusory hair] texture, and then you can just wipe it off.
Debbie Walker
The builders would swoop in and wipe them out. There is just no way to police that at the cash register.
Bill Herrle
Just be careful how you put it back down, or you can wipe out a population the size of Manhattan.
Gary Larson
You're going to wipe out cows on the river drainages.
Jim Sampson
It certainly hurts our national title hopes, but it doesn't completely wipe them away. It's not like they blew us out. For us, the big picture is we have to win out. But we had to win out anyway. It's not the end.
Anthony Gonzalez
[Because Rita could wipe out more refinery capacity while the United States is still catching its breath from Katrina,] the market is going to keep a keen eye on energy prices, ... It's a very big deal.
Arthur Hogan
The Beijing Olympics will be a good opportunity for the athletes of Asia to show their abilities, ... I don't believe that Asian athletes are inferior to athletes from North America and Europe in the track sprint events. I'm a good example. It's important to wipe away existing stereotypes. I hope Japanese athletes will also make their best efforts.
Liu Xiang
The software business was dominated by hardware companies, and everybody thought they would just come in and wipe us out. People forget that Microsoft took a huge bet to think that an independent operating system and programming language would be successful.
Jeff Raikes
I saw a guy with a bloody face. He went into the library to wipe his face, then he came back out and confronted Rafael. That's when I went to get security.
Kevin Campos
We have to make sure that one or two storms are not going to wipe out the company.
Joe Mccormick
A few days ago some thought they were going to wipe us off the map. Today the Popular Party is still the great party it has always been.
Jose Maria Aznar
If they keep this up for years they are going to completely wipe out winter tourism.
Dave Mattson
It can't be frustrating, because it would affect how I pitch. When something happens, you wipe it clean, and you let the guy know that it's all right. We are going to live again. We are going to have another shot.
Billy Traber
If I did die, I wasn't going to heaven and say, 'Oh, excuse me, God. Let me wipe my nose, because I just did some drugs before I got here.
Ashley Smith
I think Prince is very sincere. He would like to wipe all the slates clean and not have this happen anymore, but I don't know if he can guarantee that in an organization of this size.
Ralph Cole
It gives people a little peace of mind that they can wipe off their cart handle, especially if they have children who tend to stick their fingers in their mouth.
Ruth Comer
I'm content to stand on tradition. I'm even more content to wipe my feet on it.
Aaron Allston
I commit myself to wipe out poverty in Israel within the next three years. We are now in a position of economic growth, where we can give back to those who are angry with me.
Binyamin Netanyahu
We've all seen people get hired into the wrong jobs, but this system would almost eliminate that possibility and instead identify the best candidates available in any given applicant pool. You could call it the Rambo factor; you get one Rambo and you can wipe out several platoons quite easily.
Dr. Piers Steel
And when you wipe up, use a paper towel, not a sponge. In household tests, 15 percent of sponges contained salmonella, which then gets spread wherever you wipe.
Michael Doyle
Come in here with our soft cloth and wipe away what we just did.
Teresa Follmer
The land is the first thing, ... The closer to Depot Park the better. There's a lot of farm land along Otter Creek but we want land that won't get flooded and wipe everybody's crops out every year.
Robert Baird
This will be an opportunity for him (Hart) to wipe the slate clean.
Rickey Ward
Nuclear weapons can wipe out life on Earth, if used properly.
Gareth Owen
And for some time now, we've also had the ability to disable the device from getting more e-mail. Then there's the ability for the administrator to wipe stored data remotely by sending a 'poison pill' to that device.
David Yach
Extra t-shirts, extra socks, clothing and things like that. Soap, shampoos, conditioners and baby wipes because if you don't have water, it's easy to wipe your hands.
Heidi Johnson
It won't wipe out stock fraud, but it will give investors a much better tool.
Barry Goldsmith
You can overload the system. When you take too much acetaminophen, we think it's an all-or-none phenomenon. Either it's going to wipe out your liver and you have a chance of being dead within a week or two, or nothing is going to happen.
Dr. Fredric Gordon
If you are pained by external things, it is not they that disturb you, but your own judgment of them. And it is in your power to wipe out that judgment now.
Marcus Aurelius
I can't keep the mirrors clean in my condo. We're constantly having to clean and wipe grease up.
Jack Baldwin
The increasing costs of farming, from fuel for trucks and tractors to fertilizer, are beginning to wipe out farmers in Washington state.
Bill Grant
President Bouteflika's effort to wipe the slate clean is an affront to long standing civil society efforts to bring justice and accountability, ... Leaving the legacy of Algeria's abhorrent conflict unresolved creates an obstacle to lasting peace and, by de facto offering immunity to those responsible for grave crimes, raises the specter of future human rights a.
Jennifer Windsor
People are buying the environment. If you wipe it all out, it's not going to be a fun place.
Scott Reynolds
With these homes, there's no green space. They're building on the entire lot. They'll change the whole vision and character. Once you wipe out history, you don't get it back.
Livia Landry
We're going to wipe that surface down and get all that residual dust off of there.
Teresa Follmer
We're not shying from the idea, and it would be great to wipe out crime.
Debra Miller
It's time to step back and wipe the slate clean.
Superintendent Mary Fasbender
If they can get that they can wipe out my account.
Harry Ponfil
Disarm, disarm. The sword of murder is not the balance of justice. Blood does not wipe out dishonor, nor violence indicate possession.
Julia Ward Howe
The economy has changed. We're going to be facing more volatility in the job arena. That can wipe you out in a heartbeat.
Barbara Steinmetz
He's not eligible for the bone marrow transplant until he finishes his chemo courses. [The doctors] have to wipe out the bad cells before they can introduce the good ones.
Cathy Austin
We may as well wipe it off the books.
George Parnham
You can wipe out a workout with a glass of milk and a piece of pie.
Joe Donnelly
I can either side with what I think is right as far as corruption is concerned, or I can wipe it under the rug. The nature of this job is you either make people mad as a result of events and investigations, or you make them happy by sugar-coating it and sweeping it under the rug. And I chose not to go that route.
Ben Chandler
Not only will these tax cuts - mainly for the super wealthy and big corporations - wipe out the savings from the budget cuts, it will actually balloon our deficit even further.
Diane Farrell
Every fundamentalist movement I've studied in Judaism, Christianity and Islam is convinced at some gut, visceral level that secular liberal society wants to wipe out religion.
Karen Armstrong
Some growers have lost 100% of their crop, a blow from which they may never recover. This is going to wipe some growers out.
Ian Ballantyne
It doesn't take much to wipe out the treasury.
Jeffrey Steele
[Microsoft executive Jeff Raikes remembers what the industry was like when he joined the company in 1981.] The software business was dominated by hardware companies, and everybody thought they would just come in and wipe us out, ... People forget that Microsoft took a huge bet to think that an independent operating system and programming language would be successful.
Jeff Raikes
When you're that many points behind and they wipe the slate clean, that's what I don't like.
Darrell Waltrip
If the judge vacates these restitution orders, it's as if the obligation never existed, ... I'd rather refer it all to a collection agency before we wipe it off the books.
Sandra Parker
When we wipe away the tears of rage and sorrow, we will be proud to have had him.
Milorad Vucelic
It's not our goal to wipe out piracy entirely. It is our goal to bring it to a level of manageable control -- just as our industry has lived with physical piracy on the street for a number of years.
Jenni Engebretsen
We went 9-16 [in the regular season], but in basketball everybody makes the playoffs. This does wipe out the regular season.
Nate Roberts
The key to ending drug trafficking is to wipe out the money side.
Karen Tandy
Not only have you been completely shamed, you have shamed your entire family. And the way to wipe that out is to commit suicide. And that's the expectation across rural Pakistan.
Nicholas Kristof
Come, come, my conservative friend, wipe the dew off your spectacles, and see that the world is moving.
Elizabeth Cady Stanton
Divorce lawyers stay married because they see what happens when you get a divorce. There is a Harvard study that says people who go through a divorce can expect it to wipe out three-quarters of the potential wealth they will create in a lifetime. You should think about that, first and foremost, before you get married.
Seth Harp
The reason that the Chinese have dropped their prices so much is that they are engaged in predatory activity in an attempt to wipe out all other competition.
Auggie Tantillo
I can't wipe the smile off my face. I'm at a loss for words. These girls are my best friends and to give this to these seniors was one of our goals and one of the most rewarding experiences I'll ever experience.
Erica Swanger
I could say with a fair degree of certainty that sponsorship on No Sweat Wipe would be worth $3 million to $5 million a year in exposure value.
Eric Wright
For three years now, the administration has been sending the message that cruel and inhuman treatment is OK. Now the McCain amendment is going to wipe all of that away. It reminds everybody who's on the front line that the rules are the rules, and if somebody tells you they don't apply, don't listen to them.
Elisa Massimino
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