If it doesn't have Siamese twins in a jar, it is not a fair.

Matt Groening

Constant togetherness is fine - but only for Siamese twins.

Victoria Billings

If it wasn't him, they must have been twins.

Robert Browning

[Good Charlotte, on hand to support Green Day and other friends (My Chemical Romance and the Game, according to singer Joel Madden), also rubbed elbows with the Ying Yang Twins and Alicia Keys.] She was very nice, ... Usually people come up and say they like our band, so it's a great place to make new friends. It's like going to summer camp.

Benji Levi Madden

In 2001, I was the pitching coach at Buffalo, and had to miss a game to come back to Minnesota for the 10-year reunion of that 1991 Twins team. I felt guilty being away from Buffalo, but Kirby was nice enough to sign 28 baseballs for me, to take back to all the players at Buffalo. Kirby was always a guy who was willing to give. He made people happy, and he's definitely going to be missed.

Carl Willis

[HOLLYWOOD, California (Variety) -- Nicolas Cage, who played twins in] Adaptation ... It's time for me to discover and enjoy my own company.

Army Archerd

I had no intention of coming back to series, but I was 8 1/2 months pregnant when I read this script and just loved it -- maybe because of raging hormones. Every time I get pregnant, my career gets better. I hope I'll have twins next time.

Angie Harmon

It's like we're not parents yet, not till we get the twins home. They sleep, and I stare.

Sabrina Clark

Every time I look out the window, it's nothing but flat land and snow. But as far as the towns we've been in, they've been nice and the people have been great. I'm really enjoying getting to see so many Twins fans.

Jason Bartlett

They're not just sisters and twins. They're best friends, and they care genuinely about each other.

Chelsi Welch

What interests me, ... is why people are so repelled when, after all, everyone started life attached. In a sense, the twins have never been born because they are still tied by an umbilical cord. Relationships between women - daughters, mothers, friends - are one of my strong interests.

Judith Rossner

Although the Twins have a small profit, in order to keep up with the rest of Major League Baseball, they need a new stadium. The Twins have one of the worst stadium deals in all of baseball.

Kurt Badenhausen

[Being pregnant again] just means everything to us, ... When we lost the twins, we thought we may never be parents again.

Bob Pack

I can't fault our girls over their effort. It's tough when you're playing (the Hudson twins). Both players are all-around players, and the rest of the team feeds off that.

Pam Gainey

He just needs a third pitch. Here's a guy who the Twins were asking for in a big-league trade two years ago. So I look for good things from him.

Bill Bryk

It's almost like thinking of twins.

Norm Parker

They're holding up. They miss them (the twins) terribly.

Michael Foley

When I have a kid, I wanna put him in one of those strollers for twins, then run around the mall looking frantic.

Steven Wright

The Minnesota Twins and major league baseball ask fans to keep Kirby and his family in their thoughts and prayers.

Ron Shapiro

The Twins became too nice when they traded A.J.. We had an edge to the way we played with A.J. You could see it in the Twins this season. There was no edge to that team.

Doug Mientkiewicz

We have a connection because we're twins. When she does good, I'm happy. When I do good, she's happy. Today, we're both happy.

Becky Novacek

People have been calling us, guys on other teams, a few of the other Twins.

Matthew Lecroy

This is not something that's been studied systematically. It's more of an impression. But it's an impression by enough people that it makes you wonder what's out there. It could be because twins tend to be biologically premature, then maybe they don't achieve as highly as non-twins.

Nancy Segal

I can't tell you much right now, but I can tell you there were two small babies, twins, found deceased.

Dale Walker

Look at identical twins. When you get up closer, you start to see the small differences. It all depends on how much you magnify it.

Brian Swanson

A substantial part of the individual differences between the twins were due to new genetic effects between this period of age 14 and 18. There are new genes being switched on that are involved in blood pressure and factors underlying blood pressure. I think that is the most interesting finding: the large amount of new genes that come into play.

Harold Snieder

The bottom line is that this guy doesn't belong in this league. Anyone you refer to as 'Mister' belongs in the big leagues. I think he's going to be ready for whenever the Twins want him.

Marty Brown

In their six losses, three of them have been to the Collins twins. That's the key ingredient right there.

Jason Collins

Apparently a new family had moved into town and found two giant penguins hanging in the garage. Everyone knew that they belonged to us, so now we have twins because I had already made replicas to replace the missing ones.

Bob Mcdermott

Major league teams like the Devil Rays and Twins have used cutouts, but they're so hard to maintain. You get lips which lead to bad bounces. We wanted something that is zero maintenance. Because there's no dirt, the ballpark can be used for soccer, football, lacrosse, festivals. All you have to do is put down the lines and play.

Bryan Wickline

It's the most breathtakingly ironic things about living: the fact that we are all-identical twins included-alone. Singular. And yet what we seek-what saves us-is our connection to others.

Wally Lamb

I've heard it a lot, saying that we look alike, so I guess we do. I don't think we are (twins) unless it's a secret to me.

Cedric Humes

Body and spirit are twins: God only knows which is which.

Algernon Charles Swinburne

It was a great play by the twins (Henrik Sedin took a pass from his twin brother, Daniel). For me, pretty easy. Just put it in the net. ... A nice little saucer pass right on my stick.

Anson Carter

Some twins feel like they need to compare themselves to each other, but we're not that way. That's because of my parents, though, and having six kids in the family.

Ashley Olsen

It outlines the fact that we are twins, we grew up together, but then we went to different colleges and went in separate directions.

Paula White

I like to be twins because I like to love my brother. I like my twin because we made a snowball that was really big.

David Broadhead

I remember watching the Collins twins in their senior year (of high school) at Arco Arena. I'd have to say (the Lopez twins) are more developed at this point. They are really good athletes. They can run. They both have good ball-handling skills. It's been remarkable watching them grow. You wonder, when are they going to stop?

Ron Moore

Christopher jokes that if we ever have twins, we'd have to name them Dennis and Emily. But I have a different attitude. I don't ever want to hear those names again.

Barry Murphy

To see the mother and twins makes you realise that although these animals are extremely powerful, they also have the nurturing side like us.

Robert Harrison

Going from raising two singles to twins, it would break my heart when both were crying and you could only get to one at a time.

Christine Mazier

In the beginning, we didn't have a clue. When the oldest comes along, you don't have an instruction manual. There's certainly nothing that prepares you for twins.

Christine Mazier

I know we're twins and we played a lot of cricket together but Stephen really didn't let much on about when he was going to retire and in what way he wanted to do it.

Mark Waugh

This is a sad day for the Minnesota Twins, Major League Baseball and baseball fans everywhere.

Carl Pohlad

I delivered seven babies. My goal was to deliver a set of twins, but I never got the chance.

Clete Oaks

Every game is big, ... Especially here in the last month and against the Twins. It's a team that we battle with all year and it's a big game for both teams.

Grady Sizemore

Tough day. The Minnesota Twins and major league baseball ask fans to keep Kirby and his family in their thoughts and prayers.

Tom Kelly

I was happy with the win. We got banged up again. The Fothergill twins Eric and Adam played well at mid center. They have really stepped it up, filling in for Greg Raymond.

Rob Gooch

They hold each other to extremely high standards. Jack, being the youngest, probably has to live up to the highest standards. The twins have set a standard and Jack wants to lay his own. He wants to go above and beyond what the twins have accomplished.

Josh Blaisdell

If George Bush can't get along with Stephen Harper, he can't get along with any world leader. They're ideological cousins, if not twins.

David Taras

After I had the twins, she left a voice message on my home phone asking about them. She then came to visit. She was a remarkable lady in many ways and I will miss her.

Jodi Rucinski

He has twins, and he needed to be with his family.

Charlie Pennachio

It happened five months apart almost to the day. For fraternal twins to both get this cancer is very rare. As I understand it, it is the first time fraternal twins were treated for cancer at the same time at Texas Children's Cancer Center (at Texas Children's Hospital.

Monica Kubena

The purpose of this was not simply to clear the way for getting out of town. The Twins have been trying every possible way to get a suitable venue.

Roger Magnuson

The Ying Yang Twins enjoy enormous sales and popularity with a fiercely loyal fan base. It's time for them to be movie stars and continue their trajectory of success.

Bryan Turner

This medical device gives doctors a new option for treating twin-to-twin transfusion syndrome. It can help prolong the mother's pregnancy and improve the odds of survival, with reduced complications, for one or both twins.

Daniel G. Schultz

They're the heart of what we're about. Their father played for me here and still holds the school scoring record and the twins wanted to break it, but I told them we couldn't play with two balls.

Dick Katte

[But the Twins opened the fifth with their second and third hits, and Beltre helped Hernandez by taking his bullet throw for a force at third on a bunt try.] I felt it, ... My only worry was that he didn't throw me a sinker. He threw hard, but a good fastball.

Adrian Beltre

He took care of you, no doubt. It's pretty hard to think about the Minnesota Twins and not think about Kirby Puckett. He played the game the way it was supposed to be played. He made it fun to come to that ballpark.

Riccardo Ingram

My daughter says when the twins come home, we will have a lot to teach them.

Karen Springer

My three-year-old is talking better, and people have noticed my twins communicating better.

Heather Casey

I teach the twins because I generally don't trust school districts. The districts force the teachers to preach about equality while portraying white people in an incredibly negative light, so that they make white people feel embarrassed and ashamed to be from European ancestry. That's not what I want my kids go grow up thinking.

April Gaede

This is a sad day for the Minnesota Twins, Major League Baseball and baseball fans everywhere. I loved Kirby deeply. A tremendous teammate, Kirby will always be remembered for his never-ending hustle, infectious personality, trademark smile and commitment to the community.

Carl Pohlad

They're evil twins of one another.

Louis Menand

The twins' biological mother gave them to the orphanage because she couldn't afford them and because she was not married, and that is just not acceptable there.

Cindy Mead

He was there for 2 out of the 3 years so he was gone a long time. He missed his twins. They're 19 months now. He missed the whole first year of their lives.

Pamela Bremer

The twins are just great. They're very deserving almost even to be in the all-star matches.

Davie Swensen

One-hundred-ten years of history, great diversity, lots of new earnings drivers and I just became a grandpa -- twins. And I'm buying J&J, Pfizer and Warner for their future college funds.

David Saks

I can't answer that. We're twins, aren't we? I'll say me just for the sake of argument. But let's put it this way: I got the best of him last time so the pressure's on him to bring it this time around.

Rob Weedon

When I was born the doctor took one look at my face, turned me over and said, Look ... twins!

Rodney Dangerfield

They're happy to be Siamese twins. They feel blessed. But the rest of us have to go through the world alone. And they don't. And because they have this great attitude, they have a lot of friends. They were the kings of the prom. You know, they were in the state championship hockey team. You know, they're the goalie. And it's just they're a couple of winners who happen to be Siamese twins.

Peter Farrelly

The underperformance of the Mercury brand relative to the rest of Ford's brands is glaring. If you look at the Ford brands, every one has a distinctive identity. All of the Mercury models are basically twins of other Ford vehicles. The only model in there unique to Mercury is Cougar and that's being phased out.

Jonathan Lawrence

They know how each other plays, and being twins, their intuition is the same.

Mona Fa'asoa

The twins are now 11 and the little one is 5. But the twins know what I'm doing and even wear little DVT awareness ribbons to school and say they are mini-DVT awareness spokespeople to tell about what took our daddy. So I think it's been a healing thing for them to reach others and do something with all of this grief.

David Bloom

We have three sets of identical boys, one set of identical girls and two sets of fraternal twins. We've always had a couple sets, but it never jumped out at us until the other day when we were going through our roster.

Holly Davis

The Twins have said for some time they have needed to clarify their lease situation so this should come as no surprise.

Brian Mcclung

The thought of going through the terrible twos with twins terrified me.

Heather Casey

I was much distressed by next door people who had twin babies and played the violin; but one of the twins died, and the other has eaten the fiddle, so all is peace.

Edward Lear

They've got a great team, I really like them. They're a young team, and they've done what the Twins did in that division a few years ago. This is what happens when you get a core group of guys and let them play with each other for three, four years. You get a special bunch. They're having fun; you can see it.

Eddie Guardado

'American Pie' was a big movie for me. No one knew it at the time, but it allowed me to be offered such movies as 'Like Mike' and 'New York Minute' with the Olsen twins.

Eugene Levy