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The foolish and cruel notion that a wife is to obey her husband has sent more women to the grave than to the courts for a divorce.

Lemuel K. Washburn
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My wife doesn't care what I do when I'm away, as long as I don't have a good time.

Lee Trevino
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Try praising your wife, even if it does frighten her at first. -Billy Sunday
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Judge not a man by his clothes, but by his wife's clothes.

Thomas Dewar
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The only time some fellows are ever seen with their wives is after they've been indicted.

Kin Hubbard
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Many men hoard for the future husbands of their wives. -Solomon Ibn Gabirol Ben Judah
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The generosity and compassion of Red Sox Nation, our players and the Red Sox Wives never cease to amaze, ... We were touched and inspired by the eagerness our fans showed to assist the victims of Hurricane Katrina.

Larry Lucchino
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Aristotle maintained that women have fewer teeth than men; although he was twice married, it never occurred to him to verify this statement by examining his wives' mouths.

Bertrand Russell
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I don't think there are any men who are faithful to their wives. -Jacqueline Kennedy Onassis
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All that remains is the faces and the names of the wives and the sons and the daughters.

Gordon Lightfoot
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Everyone agrees that tens of millions of Americans consume porn. ... ministers, PTA members, policemen, teachers, soldiers, dentists and Boy Scout leaders. The overwhelming majority of them don't rape strangers or emotionally abandon their wives.

Marty Klein
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We're good friends. Our wives are friends and our kids have done things together. Our prayers are certainly with him, but once the game begins we'll be trying to get as many (points) as we can. And, he understands that and expects it. -Mike Sewak
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There are two categories of women. Those who are women and those who are men's wives.

Charlotte Whitton
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Here's to our girlfriends and wives; may they never meet!

Groucho Marx
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The information is out there. You just have to separate the facts from the wives' tales. -Larry Rogers
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Why do Jewish men die before their wives? They want to.

Henny Youngman
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Most of the elder gay men have wives and children, but they are hiding their sexual orientation from their family. The wives live a miserable life with husbands who cannot love them.

Liu Shujie
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The great secret of doctors, known only to their wives, but still hidden from the public, is that most things get better by themselves;  most things, in fact, are better in the morning. -Lewis Thomas
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If presidents can't do it to their wives, they do it to their country.

Mel Brooks
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The wives are integral. Nobody would come to see just a bunch of men.

Mike Thomas
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The calmest husbands make the stormiest wives. -Thomas Dekker
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It's not a girlie luncheon. A lot of husbands and wives came together, but of 245 guests, about two-thirds are men.

Susan Reynolds
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I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn't.

Patrick Murray
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Their wives called Mrs. Hackett. -David Woodruff
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We used to meet at a very conveniently placed bar in the middle and tell our wives we were going to work.

Paul Stewart
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They love having him out there. The wives were going nuts over him. Even the husbands. They've kind of been through everything with us, so to see Lucas is just a light.

Lisa Lye
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That in itself is a major accomplishment. But we have also remained friends and are still married to our wives for 25 years. -James Bradley
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I think it's funny how there are a thousand shows out there, and a thousand movies, that are glorifying (extramarital) affairs, while this man is being completely honest with his wives.

Ginnifer Goodwin
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What's the difference between sex and love? I have four wives and five kids. I apparently don't know the difference.

James Caan
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We have mistresses for pleasure, concubines to care for our daily body's needs and wives to bear us legitimate children and to be faithful guardians of our households. -Demosthenes
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