Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals ... except the weasel. Matt Groening
Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals ... except the weasel.
Humankind differs from the animals only by a little, and most people throw that away. Confucius
Humankind differs from the animals only by a little, and most people throw that away.
Every dog must have his day. Jonathan Swift
Every dog must have his day.
The trouble with cats is that they've got no tact. Sir Philip Sidney
The trouble with cats is that they've got no tact.
Dogs are wise. They crawl away into a quiet corner and lick their wounds and do not rejoin the world until they are whole once more. Agatha Christie
Dogs are wise. They crawl away into a quiet corner and lick their wounds and do not rejoin the world until they are whole once more.
Why is it there are so many more horses' asses than there are horses? G. Gordon Liddy
Why is it there are so many more horses' asses than there are horses?
If you are worthy of its affection, a cat will be your friend but never your slave. Theophile Gautier
If you are worthy of its affection, a cat will be your friend but never your slave.
There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats. Albert Schweitzer
There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats.
Cats are mysterious kind of folk - there is more passing in their minds than we are aware of. Sir Walter Scott
Cats are mysterious kind of folk - there is more passing in their minds than we are aware of.
There are no ordinary cats. Sidonie Gabrielle
There are no ordinary cats.
Anytime you see a turtle up on top of a fence post, you know he had some help. Alex Haley
Anytime you see a turtle up on top of a fence post, you know he had some help.
When my cats aren't happy, I'm not happy. Not because I care about their mood but because I know they're just sitting there thinking up ways to get even. Percy Bysshe Shelley
When my cats aren't happy, I'm not happy. Not because I care about their mood but because I know they're just sitting there thinking up ways to get even.
Nobody who is not prepared to spoil cats will get from them the reward they are able to give to those who do spoil them. Compton Mackenzie, Sr.
Nobody who is not prepared to spoil cats will get from them the reward they are able to give to those who do spoil them.
The problem with cats is that they get the same exact look whether they see a moth or an ax-murderer. Paula Poundstone
The problem with cats is that they get the same exact look whether they see a moth or an ax-murderer.
Cats have it all - admiration, an endless sleep, and company only when they want it. Rod Mckuen
Cats have it all - admiration, an endless sleep, and company only when they want it.
Ride the horse in the direction that it's going. Werner Erhard
Ride the horse in the direction that it's going.
Birds sing after a storm; why shouldn't people feel as free to delight in whatever remains to them? Rose F. Kennedy
Birds sing after a storm; why shouldn't people feel as free to delight in whatever remains to them?
Cats are rather delicate creatures and they are subject to a good many ailments, but I never heard of one who suffered from insomnia. Joseph Wood Krutch
Cats are rather delicate creatures and they are subject to a good many ailments, but I never heard of one who suffered from insomnia.
A dog wags its tail with its heart. Martin Buxbaum
A dog wags its tail with its heart.
All animals are equal but some animals are more equal than others. George Orwell
All animals are equal but some animals are more equal than others.
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