I spent a lot of time in churches. If you go to a synagogue, someone is always asking if you're alone, if you're married. In a church, in a hundred years no one would ask.

Peter Malkin

I was bucking a good-looking cat called Elvis who had beautiful hair, wasn't married, and had all kinds of great moves.

Carl Perkins

We would much rather that she married a good Jamaican. They got along after that.

Phillippa Lack's

Duane twisted my arm. And I love him. It was his idea to get married on Valentine?s Day.

Patsy Boyakin

People think once you're married your credit information gets mixed.

Ryan Sjoblad

Clapton is 60 and happily married and he feels very good about his life, and feels ready to look back in an honest way, warts and all.

David Drake

It was fashionable, you're supposed to be a married lady, so I did.

Dionne Warwick

They went out on a New Year's Eve date in 2001. They married just a couple of years ago -- May 3, 2003 -- and their son, Will, just turned a year old in August.

Dale Rich

I married a monster from outer space.

John Cooper

The twins' biological mother gave them to the orphanage because she couldn't afford them and because she was not married, and that is just not acceptable there.

Cindy Mead

A married couple filing jointly can deduct up to $6000 if they contribute that much and that is per student, per year.

Kyle Herrman

Playing a fashion designer could be the bane of my existence because I am married to a fashion designer.

Lori Loughlin

Sex is the most beautiful thing that can take place between a happily married man and his secretary.

Barry Humphries

I met Dave on a blind date at Sebring. Our first date was at the 'Wild Turkey' race. We met and got married in 2000.

Terri Popielarz

I was so cold the other day, I almost got married.

Shelley Winters

My - well, I'm very fortunate. I married an art historian who, you know, with whom I travel, and we have a great time.

Dan Brown

I never thought Cathy would get married in the comic strip. And I also thought I would never get married.

Cathy Guisewite

When (Glen) got married, they had two natural born children born exactly to the date.

Bruce Ross

Gay people have to report domestic partner health insurance as income to the IRS, but married spouses don't have to report their health coverage as income. Not only do we earn less, we are less able to keep what we earn.

Sean Cahill

When Marilyn and I started the case, it wasn't just because we wanted to get married and fulfill a dream, it was because we wanted to end the discrimination.

Diane Marini

No wedding bells for me anymore. I've been happily married to my profession for years.

Shirley Bassey

The surest way to be alone is to get married.

Gloria Steinem

The public is entitled to know whether or not I am married to Jack The Ripper.

Geraldine A. Ferraro

When she got married, I thought that was the end of it.

Rob Rager's

I knew when I married him he was a neat freak. Our house is clean 24 hours a day.

Allyson Darnell

Being in the infantry is hard on family life. I want to get married someday and I want to be around for my family.

Matthew Zedwick

Before I got married I had six theories about bringing up children; now I have six children and no theories.

John Wilmot

Three and a half weeks after we met, we were engaged, and then six months later we were married.

Howard Nicodemus

He was fully aware that he was legally married. She didn't know about it in the first place.

Angelo Vaughn

I always wanted to get married in the fall. So we made a compromise.

Jill Taylor

The two most popular sports in America are pro football and college football. And on draft weekend, they get married.

Chris Mortensen

Getting divorced just because you don't love a man is almost as silly as getting married just because you do.

Zsa Zsa Gabor

Being married means I can [break wind] and eat ice cream in bed.

Brad Pitt

I'd say within two weeks we knew we'd be married.

Bill Kerr

Some of our Jaycees were married to these Finnish gals from Astoria, ... so the gals said, `Let us see if we might enlist the Brotherhood to do some carpentry.' .

William Wagner

We do consider ourselves still married.

Amy Zimmerman

I'm married to a black man.

Deborah Besley

They've already been married and I think many people find it degrading to pretend that their marriage doesn't exist, ... They shouldn't have to forfeit their marriage license at the Connecticut border.

Mary Bonauto

People don't buy technology, they buy content...You have got to have content that is married to (technology).

Chase Carey

We feel like we've been dating New Line on 'Hairspray' and we are ready to get married. We want to make a very diverse slate of films for them.

Craig Zadan

Getting married and having a little boy, it changes everything.

Austin Kearns

Nuns and married women are equally unhappy, if in different ways.

Christina Of Sweden

Suggesting a married Jesus is one thing, but questioning the Resurrection undermines the very heart of Christian belief.

Blythe Brown

For right now, it really is the end, ... Hopefully in 10 years we'll all be married and have babies.

Kelly Rowland

I figured I would get married to somebody and I said what the heck.

Jim Randall

What do I know about sex? I'm a married man.

Tom Clancy

I'm happily married for two months now and very blessed, ... Very content with life. It's good getting a little break from the game.

Chris Rix

The married are those who have taken the terrible risk of intimacy and, having taken it, know life without intimacy to be impossible.

Carolyn Heilbrun

We say 'thank heavens' this couple was living in Massachusetts and were married and were able to take care of each other.

Samiya Bashir

As president, I would support giving gays and lesbians the legal rights that married couples get.

General Wesley Clark

If I had done everything I was supposed to, I'd be leading the league in homers, have the highest batting average, have given $100,000 to the Cancer Fund and be married to Marie Osmond.

Catfish Hunter

Married With Children: The Complete Fourth Season.

Ted O'neill

Johnny once described our relationship by saying we were as close as two people could be without being married.

Fred Mcmahon

We fight like we're a married couple. (on Colin Murray).

Edith Bowman

She has been a great supporter throughout all the years we've been married. She's really showed me what love is.

Edgar Winter

My hope is before I die I will be able to approach a justice of the peace in the state of New Hampshire and be legally married.

Jared Butler

He wants to have intimate contact. His parents want him to date, his father wants him to get married.

Zeno

I was the first one in my group to get married. Now I've split up, they're all married. They're like 'Come with us to our couple's retreat'. No thanks.

Ethan Hawke

I like my players to be married and in debt. That's the way you motivate them.

Ernie Banks

This whole thing is like a cross between a very severe virus and getting married.

Emma Thompson

I have 32 dogs. I've been raising dogs for about 15 years. I'm not married. I don't have any kids. They're kind of like my kids when I go home.

Elliott Sadler

I would rather be a beggar and single than a queen and married.

Elizabeth I

I got married here. I baptized my kids here. This is too much. I'm heartbroken.

Edna Rodriguez