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What is virtue but the trades unionism of the married.

George Bernard Shaw

One should never know too precisely whom one has married.

Friedrich Nietzsche

It's a funny thing that when a man hasn't anything on earth to worry about, he goes off and gets married.

Robert Frost

If there be no great love in the beginning, yet heaven may decrease it upon better acquaintance, when we are married and have more occasion to know one another: I hope, upon familiarity will grow more contempt.

William Shakespeare

All married couples should learn the art of battle as they should learn the art of making love. Good battle is objective and honest - never vicious or cruel. Good battle is healthy and constructive, and brings to a marriage the principle of equal partnership.

Ann Landers

The poor wish to be rich, the rich wish to be happy, the single wish to be married, and the married wish to be dead.

Ann Landers

A simple enough pleasure, surely, to have breakfast alone with one's husband, but how seldom married people in the midst of life achieve it.

Anne Morrow Lindbergh

The dread of loneliness is greater than the fear of bondage, so we get married.

Cyril Connolly

Get married early in the morning. That way, if it doesn't work out, you haven't wasted a whole day.

Mickey Rooney

We were married by a reformed rabbi in Long Island. A very reformed rabbi. A Nazi.

Woody Allen

If you want to sacrifice the admiration of many men for the criticism of one, go ahead, get married.

Katharine Hepburn

You don't have to be married to have a good friend as your partner for life.

Greta Garbo

If you are blessed, you are blessed, whether you are married or single.

Greta Garbo

We were happily married for eight months. Unfortunately, we were married for four and a half years.

Nick Faldo

When people get married later, I think you learn to ignore some things. Things don't bother you as much as when you were a kid.

Dolle Haven

Creativity is not merely the innocent spontaneity of our youth and childhood; it must also be married to the passion of the adult human being, which is a passion to live beyond one's death.

Dr. Rollo May

I wanted to get married so I could leave my house and not have to baby-sit my brothers and sisters. And then I wound up having to baby-sit my own kids.

Beverly Bowman

Only as far as a man is happily married to himself is he fit for married life and family life in general.

Novalis

Married life requires shared mystery even when all the facts are known.

Richard Ford

If you're a married couple filing jointly and the total amount of income is $50,000 or less, then you're good to go. But if that income exceeds that with marital status, no, you wouldn't be able to use free file.

Bill Brunson

We never would have had to go through such an ordeal if we were only able to be married.

Carol Snyder

With us getting married, there was always going to be history there. If it hadn't been here it would have been in the park.

Ricci Rios

Writing is like getting married. One should never commit oneself until one is amazed at one's luck.

Iris Murdoch

Some of us are married. Some of us got fat, got skinny. Some of us have our hair. Some of us lost our hair. It's just good to see the guys. That's the highlight.

Doug Chapman

When you hear those words, autism, you think 'is he ever going to get married, is he ever going to date, is he ever going to be able to tell me his feelings?.

Melissa Howell

I used to get on great with journalists until I married Paul.

Linda Eastman Mccartney

Next week everyone will be calling me saying they were married. We can't win.

Amanda Silverman

My boyfriend and I broke up. He wanted to get married and I didn't want him to.

Rita Rudner

We are in no rush to get married. And we're not motivated by having kids right now. Hopefully, one day but not right now.

Dermot O'leary

Like Kay Boyle, whose work I'm wild about, I could have married, written a book with every baby, a baby with every book.

Marguerite Young

I can't believe how blessed I am! I'm married to the most wonderful man, Gene Raymond, whom I'm deeply in love with, and, my career is right where I want it to be. I can live like this forever!

Jeanette Macdonald

The only good husbands stay bachelors: They're too considerate to get married.

Finley Peter Dunne

I did a picture in England one winter and it was so cold I almost got married.

Shelley Winters

I'll miss it very much, ... It's going to be very, very difficult when we leave. I've watched families grow up here. Children that were born here are now married and now have their own children. I'll miss it all.

Jack Sanders

We felt like we were getting married coming down the road in this procession.

Diane Wiescamp

Many couples already come from America to get married, and thousands of more will come.

Alex Munter

I love what I do. People depend on me for their livelihoods. But I'm not married to the business. I spend a lot of time with my family. And the hockey thing is important to me. I may get into scouting.

Ray Jacques

I love working out but I really have more enjoyment cheating on my husband with other married men.

Amy Fessler

He keeps hitting happily married couples but puts kids where they don't have to see the violence.

Ann Donahue

I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.

Rita Rudner

As soon as I got married, I went on the road (with Tony).

Carol Ierulli

There was a feeling all along here that they (Charles and Camilla) were in love with each other and they should get married.

Sally Quinn

The Blass customer is generally affluent, with three homes and, if she's not a banker herself, then she's married to one. She's active socially, involved with charities and, importantly, I think, has an intellect.

Michael Vollbracht

At any time did the defendant ever tell you that he was married?

Dave Harris

My wife isn't married to me forever; she's married to me for good. That keeps me on my toes.

Mal Pancoast

Rob and Amber Get Married.

Amber Brkich

The same year he married Jane, he bought his first Russell. Love does things to you; it expands the mind.

Ginger Renner

I try to remember, as I hear about friends getting engaged, that it's not about the ring. It's a grave thing, getting married.

Gwyneth Paltrow

A case of can't do with, can't do without, that's why I married him again.

Dionne Warwick

I still love her. I'm going to get married to her one way or another — in Folsom prison if I have to.

Lonnie Causey

I got married and life brought so many changes.

Holly Watson

There are something like 1,000 rights that accrue to married couples under state law.

Michael J. Tucker

My husband was a good man. I was married to him for 41 years. I knew him since I was 15, and he was 17.

Harriet Seabury

His words and music weren't just joined; they were inseparably married.

John Corry

I've never been to jail before. I was married to a lawyer for 31 years. I'm a peaceful person.

Peggy Smith

I told the detective that I got married because I wanted the baby to have his name. I wanted to be married when the baby came.

Lisa Clark

I can understand that the whole world is interested in my wife [Madonna]. That's even why I married her.

Guy Ritchie

The issue is were these people ever really married.

Robert Garcia

The main difference for the history of the world if I had been shot rather than Kennedy is that Onassis probably wouldn't have married Mrs Khrushchev.

Nikita Khrushchev

Betty graduated 3 o'clock that afternoon, and we were married 7 o'clock that night.

David Morris

In our support group, six of us were married at the time of diagnosis and three are now divorced.

Sharon Miller

Married men live longer than single men. But married men are a lot more willing to die.

Johnny Carson

They've been very intense. And I think they're having fun. They like each other. We've had decathlon students who've married.

Sheila Kolb

People stay married because they want to, not because the doors are locked.

Paul Newman

There's a lot more soldiers that are married than single.

Ron Fehr

They were not Romeo and Juliet; they'd been married 43 years.

Gwen Harris

All men make mistakes, but married men find out about them sooner.

Red Skelton

For a 'married filing-jointly' couple, who've lived in the home two out of the last five years, the exclusion from gain would be about $500,000. For those who are single, $250,000.

David Sands

Conducting ceremonies is wonderful, it really is, ... Especially when you get a couple that is just so happy to get married. It's great.

Steve Manning

There's only one way to have a happy marriage and as soon as I learn what it is I'll get married again.

Clint Eastwood

A married woman has the same right to control her own body as does an unmarried woman.

Sol Wachtler

I guess it is anyone's guess. She married the guy, so you have to assume there is some sort of love connection.

Jennifer Johnson

I was delighted she said yes and we agreed we'd get married in Vegas to try and recreate that great week we had when we first met in January.

Gary Suffir

If I get married, I want to be very married.

Audrey Hepburn

He is dreadfully married. He's the most married man I ever saw in my life.

Artemus Ward (writer)

So they were married-to be the more together- And found they were never again so much together, Divided by the morning tea, By the evening paper, By children and tradesmen's bills.

Louis Macneice

That in itself is a major accomplishment. But we have also remained friends and are still married to our wives for 25 years.

James Bradley

It looks like the remarried people are slightly lower than the stably married people.

Richard Lucas

Writing is the only thing I've ever done with persistence, except for being married.

Richard Ford

Nothing to me is more distasteful than that entire complacency and satisfaction which beam in the countenances of a newly married couple.

Charles Lamb

After we'd been married with kids for a while, Valentine's Day became more of a family affair, like everything else.

Denise Wilson

New Jersey is the first state in the country to agree to treat gay and unmarried couples the same as married couples.

Michael Adams

My dream was to be there five, six, seven years and come back. I got married, I bought my house and stayed.

Jose Bermudez

I am no longer married, so ladies... there you go.

Tre Cool

Bachelors know more about women than married men; if they didn't they'd be married too.

Henry Louis Mencken

Except for getting married, it's the highlight of my life so far, ... It's really fun to go out there and compete against one of the best teams and organizations in the history of the game.

Jeff Harris

You people married to Italian men, you know what it's like.

Geraldine A. Ferraro

I've surpassed any goal I set for myself as far as my body, my career, and getting married.

Ricki Lake

I'm just afraid I'm gonna miss it all... being married... being a mother.

Karen Carpenter

I have great hopes that we shall love each other all our lives as much as if we had never married at all.

Lord Byron

This is what sexual liberation chiefly accomplishes-it liberates young women to pursue married men.

George Gilder

A man in love is incomplete until he is married. Then he is finished.

Zsa Zsa Gabor

I'm not getting married, ... Our relationship is so new we don't even really know what it is yet.

Alyssa Milano

I came to the conclusion that the very best thing for Rosie, from the time she was 2 weeks old, was for us to get married.

Robert Blake

I'm at that point in my life where I definitely want to get married soon. I've got my dogs as surrogates, but I'm ready for kids.'

Michael Bay

I want to go back to Brazil, get married, have lots of kids, and just be a couch tomato.

Ana Beatriz Barros

I didn't plan on being a comedian. I didn't plan on getting married and I didn't plan on having kids, but I did all those things.

Rodney Carrington

You see a lot of his personality, which is the reason I married him. I was so afraid it wasn't coming back, but it's there.

Anna Mccloy

We don't know where the rumor came from. They're very happily married.

Paul Bloch

The purview of the documents is getting bigger as people understand the disadvantages of not being married.

Timothy Mahoney

We got married on Valentine's Day. It was by design so I wouldn't ever forget our anniversary.

Jim Valentine

There was a dead-end street when I got married. It was quiet, peaceful and there were no factories.

Betty Rogers

I'm married but the special man is my dog, Henry.

Ana Gasteyer

Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe.

Jackie Mason

I can't be married to another person for 30 years; I can't grow up with another person -- that just won't happen, not in this lifetime.

Linda Hogan

When you have a kid with someone you've already made that decision. You're married. It's what you feel inside, not the ring on your finger.

Sharleen Spiteri

It was Depression time and Peter was going to school to be a machinist. It wasn't easy when we first got married, but we managed.

Bertha Stanek

The courthouse was the only place you could get legally married in Germany, ... If you did it in a church, it wasn't legal.

George Morton

Every car that I would buy, since I was married... Linda and I would always say 'Okay, is this the new Blues-mobile. And that was just a joke that we had amongst each other, you know, 30 some years ago.

Wayne Barlow

It was the worst I've ever sang. I felt sorry for the people who were getting married.

Gosia Sobala

I was married for 30 years. Isn't that enough? I've had my share of dirty underwear on the floor.

Martha Stewart

I'm still not clear why this has to be done so quickly. It's kind of like going on one blind date and then getting married.

Margaret Huber

I'd go out and get plenty of respect. But they would still call me Gino. He would go out and be called Babe. I was married and Gino was single, so that things interesting.

Babe Parilli

They need to bring some documentation ... if they have had an addition to their family, they need to bring the birth certificate; if they were married, they need to bring the marriage certificate.

Bob Hergert

They are people who didn't go for a career, got married, and have beautiful voices but have no outlet.

Solange Sior

I do believe that more people are getting married and there are many more parents. As they become more independent, there are more opportunities to interact.

Sharon Davis

I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years.

Sam Kinison

I just want to go to university and have fun - I want to be an ordinary student. I'm only going to university. It's not like I'm getting married - though that's what it feels like sometimes.

Prince William

My mental hands were empty, and I felt I must do something as a counterirritant or antibody to my hysterical alarm at getting married at the age of 43.

Ian Fleming

Caesar might have married Cleopatra, but he had a wife at home. There's always something.

Will Cuppy

Love is so much better when you're not married.

Maria Callas

I grew up in a very large family in a very small house. I never slept alone until after I was married.

Lewis Grizzard

They must have figured with them having been married five years and living in the same trailer that she was just as involved as he was.

Mike Tubbs

We're just kind of waiting to see. We always plan, and plans always get changed so we never get married to anything.

Kevin Ingle

These guys, they're married; they've got a couple of kids. Wine is part of their lives, but it's not integrated in a way that they really force themselves to be knowledgeable.

Brian Hilliard

We don't need to be encouraging children to have kids and find a loophole in order to get married.

Rep. Ralph Arza

I know nothing about sex because I was always married.

Zsa Zsa Gabor

You don't know how our lives might have turned out if we'd gotten married in 1941. But now, she has a wonderful family and so do I.

Willard Mason

The married state, with and without the affection suitable to it, is the completest image of heaven and hell we are capable of receiving in this life.

Richard Steele, Sr.

I saw my wife at a pool, flipped over her, and 14 days later we were married.

James Garner

We didn't care, we were so happy to get married.

Irene Jones

It has not been an easy cross to bear. It has caused considerable confusion. My husband constantly complained about the awkwardness of being married to a woman whom he called Sister.

Sister Parish

He was happily married - but his wife wasn't.

Victor Borge

It's funny, my girlfriends think that because I am married to a fashion designer, I get all these great tips and hints about great fashion, but it's not like that at all. He never tells me what to wear.

Lori Loughlin

And I married into goats when I married him!

Amy Smith

She made a commitment to the Air Force when she married Jim, and has continued that commitment even after he retired. She loves the job and loves making a difference in the lives of those with whom she works.

Joseph Brown

I also find it interesting that a lot of people in their 30s are not married and don't have kids. There are a lot of people in this age bracket that are out there dating and trying to find love. And I never thought that at my age I would be.

John Stamos

My husband and I stood for Norm and his wife when they got married.

Betty Clark

I just put on what the lady says. I've been married three times, so I've had lots of supervision.

Upton Sinclair

Unmarried couples should get married - that's an excellent tax avoidance measure, if a bit drastic.

John Whiting

I think the bottom line is why can't we have the same rights as married people?

Linda Halsey

I married beneath me - all women do.

Nancy Astor

If you are married, there exists no comfort in being intelligent.

Kehlog Albran

I do eventually want to get married, but whether I end up marrying a guy or a girl, I'll still be in the middle.

Jill Raney

Can't you read? The score demands "con amore," and what are you doing? You are playing it like married men!

Arturo Toscanini

You can't just get rid of it by tearing it up, ... which means I actually could still be legally married to Britney Spears, which means her marriage to Kevin doesn't exist and that Britney Spears is a bigamist.

Richard Bacon

When you have a baby, love is automatic, when you get married, love is earned.

Marie Osmond

I know many married men, I even know a few happily married men, but I don't know one who wouldn't fall down the first open coal hole running after the first pretty girl who gave him a wink.

George Jean Nathan

And we're still married to each other. Can you believe that?

Patricia Heaton

I'm getting married in a couple months.

Cynthia Rowley

The basic advantage [to an annulment] is that at a cocktail party when the guy asks if you were ever married, you can say no.

Raoul Felder

It is only by maintaining the current law and making it the norm that adoption takes place by married couples and stability for an adopted child can be achieved.

Ann Widdecombe

She told me she only had been married once, but I found out I was only one sucker in a bunch.

Douglas Rice

It is about her death, but it is also about our life together, we were married 23 wonderful years.

Donald Hall

I've got my husband [they were married in April after seven years together]. I've got my beautiful kids. I'm pretty happy.

Kittie

Whenever I get married I start buying Gourmet Magazine.

Nora Ephron

He told me his daughter was going to get married.

Richard Moss

Lisa Marie Presley was married to musician and producer Michael Lockwood on January 22, 2006.

Paul Bloch

On the whole, show business is a hard business in which to be married.

Scott Bakula

I wish someone would have told me that, just because I'm a girl, I don't have to get married.

Marlo Thomas

We got married to get to know each other and see if we could make it together.

Robert Blake

Usually, the most common type of attacker looks like your next door neighbor. They are married and have a family.

Barry Tate

Getting married and staying married is a wonderful way to increase your wealth - but the key is stay married.

Jay Zagorsky

[to Ross] Chandler: You know if your not careful, you could not get married at all this year.

Friends

I can confirm that they were married this evening.

Dennis Dennehy

When it's over, I want to say: all my life I was a bride married to amazement. I was the bridegroom, taking the world into my arms.

Mary Oliver

I do think people should get married.

Dan Savage

I had to kid him that now he's a true redneck ? he married his cousin.

Jerry Bonner

It doesn't matter to me in which year we get married. My girlfriend and I will get married when we feel like it.

Wang Lin

He was a very sincere, loving person and had a great future ahead of him. He was finally settling down a little, with getting married and having a baby.

Doug Bowers

He said I look better today than I did the day we married.

Keith Faulkner

People tell stories that they meet and end up getting married.

Tim Morgan

Live together, but don't get married.

George Wein

She told me at one time that they had an agreement that they [were] friends because he wasn't ready to get married.

Jerry Mcdonald

I married the first man I ever kissed. When I tell my children that they just about throw up.

Barbara Bush

I think that enduring, committed love between a married couple, along with raising children, is the most noble act anyone can aspire to. It is not written about very much.

Nicholas Sparks

He's extremely complex. I really didn't know who he was when I fell in love with him. We married so soon after we fell in love that I didn't understand the depth of who he was, and I don't think he really did, either.

Deborah King

It's possible that healthier people are just more likely to be married.

Kristi Williams

Probably the biggest story was when I got married in '61.

Dick Trickle

When you thought about getting married, was there a particular dress you had in mind?

Katie Couric

As soon as we were married (in 2000), we knew we were interested in adoption.

Lisa Hoffman

No 1: How are we going to know someone is dating someone who is married? We are not Big Brother to our employees.

Kevin Doll

I've been married for 34 years, and I intend to stay married to that woman as long as she'll have me.

Gary Condit

I'm 40, not married, and I don't have a dog. I grow up to be a loser!

The Others

I married a German. Every night I dress up as Poland and he invades me.

Bette Midler

This is a transitional generation. A time when a job is becoming a career, they may be going from single to married, they may be buying a home, or at least trading up a little bit.

Margaret Roach

I'm not saying she sleeps with a lot of people. But I can't imagine her just being married and being happy.

Jenny Shimizu

If you really want to increase your wealth, get married and stay married. On the other hand, divorce can devastate your wealth.

Jay Zagorsky

The only one I see that jumps out is Fred Flintstone. He's married, and he's got a young child.

Mike Daigle

I got married to a Texan lady. That more or less decided it.

Peter Mayhew

I was married for 20 years, and now I'm nervous.

Charles Walsh

I married the first man I ever kissed. When I tell this to my children, they just about throw up.

Barbara Bush

They clicked right off. They were thinking about getting married.

Catherine Sullivan

She has been very outspoken about her desire to be a young bride... so the idea of her learning what it's like to be married works either way.

Chris Alexander

American dream -- that's all -- get a house, get married and not forget his parents.

Kadiatou Diallo

You do not need sex at your age. Wait until you are married. You can choose to fight AIDS by saying no and be able to stay alive.

Stephen Lewis

So you could be married and buried by the school.

Pat Snoke

The only difference, he's married, I'm not.

Helio Castroneves

Most people think about it when they get married. If you have assets, you really need a will.

Robert Tull

We both love Alabama and we figured why not get married here. Now, I just hope I can win the tournament because that would be a great week.

Darla Bardelli