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In department stores, so much kitchen equipment is bought indiscriminately by people who just come in for men's underwear.

Julia Child

Underwear. It's like a goddamned leash. It also constantly reminds me of how funny I look naked.

Pete Wentz

Right now, when you look around and listen to radio and watch television, hip-hop is taking over. Clothes, underwear, there is so much going on. Hip-hop is taking over.

Dj Paul

Before we can leave our parents, they stuff our heads like the suitcases which they jam-pack with homemade underwear.

Maxine Hong Kingston

I don't like silk underwear. They don't do the job, you know?

Matt Leblanc

The idea is treating lingerie like a real garment - it's very chic to see your underwear now, especially a bra. I wear great bras I know people will see under sheer blouses.

Lauren Goodman

You can't treat apparel like underwear and socks, especially if it is fashionable clothing. You've got to present an image, and that's what (Wal-Mart is) not so good at.

Candace Corlett

I packed my trumpet, my computer, a few pairs of underwear, a few shirts and that was it.

Jeremy Davenport

I think there's something incredibly sexy about a woman wearing her boyfriend's T-shirt and underwear.

Calvin Klein

I love a man who can wear my underwear.

Yasmine Bleeth

I don't always wear underwear. When I'm in the heat, especially, I can't wear it. Like, if I'm wearing a flower dress, why do I have to wear underwear?

Naomi Campbell

Half the world does not know the joys of wearing cotton underwear.

Phil Gramm

Then you have patients who know they're going to come back to the states because they injury are so badly. They don't want to take anything because they want to leave it for the next patient coming in behind them. They don't feel that they deserve to take the sweat pants, underwear, and t-shirt or winter jacket.

Karen Grimord

I saw Michael's left hand in my brother's underwear and saw his right hand in his [own] underwear. He was masturbating. He was rubbing himself.

James Doe

Giving customers a view into the status of their dealings with you turns out to be the highest value, and in some ways it's not high risk, ... A lot of companies have problems with the transaction piece, doing that first. They wind up getting all tangled up in their underwear when it comes to security, order entry, and 'Are we doing a complete job?'

Patricia Seybold

Some people decide never to have surgery to save a marriage or a career. They try to live with it in subtle ways: Wearing women's underwear, using clear nail polish or colorless lip gloss.

Dale Neaman

Men want the same thing from women that they want from their underwear... a little support, comfort, and freedom.

Jerry Seinfeld

On a good night, I get underwear, bras, and hotel-room keys thrown onstage... You start to think that you're Tom Jones.

Keanu Reeves

I was into grunge, the heavy, distorted guitars, bands like Nirvana. Although, we weren't that good. But I wore the flannels, the long underwear, the whole deal.

Josh Clark

With an artist it's like you're walking out into a room with your underwear on and everyone's pointing and laughing. When I show 'Raising of Lazarus' I guarantee that every artist in all of Salt Lake will come up and find something wrong with it. That gets kind of old.

Jeff Hein

I'm not fretting about having to put on the pink underwear.

David Anderson

You want to know the color of my underwear, too? ... You guys are starting to ask questions like the Japanese writers used to.

Ichiro Suzuki

Underwear makes me uncomfortable and besides my parts have to breathe.

Jean Harlow

Whenever you're sitting across from some important person, always picture him sitting there in a suit of long red underwear. That's the way I always operated in business.

Joseph P. Kennedy

The baby doll is a basic lacy negligee top and underwear, and it comes in the Valentine's colors of red, pink, black and ivory. It's very popular because its a loose-fitting slip and men don't have to worry about knowing the exact size.

Charles Washington

This is already your most personal item. The only thing you wear more often on you is underwear. For some people, even that's optional.

Roger Entner

I was married for 30 years. Isn't that enough? I've had my share of dirty underwear on the floor.

Martha Stewart

A newspaper reported that I spent $30,000 a year buying Paris clothes and that women hate me for it. I couldn't spend that much unless I wore sable underwear.

Jackie Kennedy

Simper ubi sub ubi(always wear underwear).

Andrew Ridings

Our understanding is you should wear something red for the whole year to keep off the evil spirits. It can be red underwear, a red belt, or even red socks.

Ding Lan

She has black underwear. That means she wants to have sex some day'.

Larisa Oleynik

Underwear is everything because we all know that if we have on the wrong pair of underwear it ruins your day.

Veronica Webb

Underwear is beautiful. I mean, and it's not always for the men, it's for yourself.

Veronica Webb

I'm into cotton underwear. I don't need cheetah print leather to make me feel sexy.

Nelly Furtado

I have everything Notre Dame, ... If Notre Dame had underwear, I'd probably be wearing it.

Paul Jury

They need this stuff very, very badly. It's dire — 80 percent of the police officers working there are homeless. The only uniforms they have are the ones they're wearing, and there's no place to wash their socks, t-shirts or underwear. They need to get this stuff and they need it now.

Angela Jones

It's devastating. You feel uncomfortable, like your underwear is showing.

Gayle Fitch

Note that no one asked Mike if his code was open source or if his underwear is clean.

Dave Winer

I didn't wear red underwear during my last animal year 11 years ago. That year was bad luck so I planned to strictly follow the rules throughout my animal year next year.

Li Xiaojun

People have seen me in my underwear before. I would imagine it would be pretty difficult to hide something like that [his prosthetic penis in Boogie Nights].

Mark Wahlberg

She'll have underwear and gowns and everything, and they'll probably dress somebody up.

Bretta Perkins

Any business they do on the Internet is going to be very profitable for them. They have the infrastructure. They don't have to create it. And additionally, the profit margins on their bras and underwear and lingerie are spectacular, while the other e-commerce companies have very narrow margins.

Steve Kernkraut

It was a sad day when I had to retire the C-cup bra to the underwear drawer.

Renee Zellweger

I don't want to have my fate tied to an old, raggedy T-shirt or a pair of underwear.

Doug Jones

Some people can get away with being very sexy to men and not looking like a complete cow, but I didn't think I was in a position where people knew me well enough. On why she refused a deal with underwear firm Agent Provacateu.

Sophie Ellis bextor

Men want the same thing from women and their underwear: support, comfort, and freedom.

Jerry Seinfeld

I hate the whole reluctant sex-symbol thing. It's such bull. You see these dudes greased up, in their underwear, talking about how they don't want to be a sex symbol.

Ben Affleck

Underwear was the last fashion frontier - an area designers hadn't exploited yet.

Lauren Goodman

It was, I'll bet you, 20 below. Nobody had hardly any clothes. ... Somebody had cut the legs off some long underwear, and I made a hat out of it.

Lionel Greenberg

People here, they get a pair of socks, a new pair of underwear, and they cry. They start weeping over the simplest thing, that we take for granted, because they're absolutely devastated. They've lost everything, ... Being able to meet such a simple need and to see the gratitude on their faces is the greatest reward you can ever have.

Michael Bush

We've got uniforms pants, boots, t-shirts, underwear and toilet supplies.

Dean Smith

I don't believe in underwear. I think it crushes your artistic integrity.

Dominic Monaghan

Are they going to have Victoria's Secret selling underwear?

Charles Wolf

I still can't believe that I walk down the runway once a year in high heels and underwear for Victoria's Secret. And that this is worthy of being broadcast on the Sony JumboTron in Times Square.

Rebecca Romijn Stamos

When we obtained receipts directly from the vendor indicated the purchases were for wrinkle cream, cotton bikini underwear, and brassieres.

Randy Brock

Clean underwear? Are you kidding me!?

Ashlee Simpson

Who doesn't wear M&S underwear? They've been 'supporting' me for years and now I'm glad I've got a suit to wear as well. Marks & Spencer is a great British institution and I am very happy to be associated with it.

Jimmy Carr

I want anyone to feel comfortable. That's why I have underwear in packages because some guys are literally embarrassed. They're timid. They don't have the personality to grab a pair of underwear and say, 'That's hot.' Some men do not want anything but cotton next to their body.

Chadwick Brooks

She was a feminist without knowing anything about the women's movement, ... I love that she refused to flaunt her position. She flew coach and washed out her own underwear. Even though I may wash out my own underwear, I'm still in a suite of rooms, and I don't fly coach. I understand her. And what's great about it is, I get to play her. I don't have to live her life.

Tovah Feldshuh

I hope you all can't see my underwear through this dress!

Eva Longoria

I have friends that match underwear to what they wear. They like the fact that they aren't just black and white and can actually choose some color.

Eric Tomlinson

I got some new underwear the other day. Well, new to me.

Emo Philips

Underwear is such an emotional thing.

Elle Macpherson

It's like the underwear in the sense that they are premium products at competitive prices. I spent a long time researching the products, and the philosophy is the same as the lingerie.

Elle Macpherson

The only thing they didn't check was my underwear.

Ted Carpenter