"Primetime Emmy Award for Outstanding Comedy Series/Outstanding Comedy Series"
/ goldenglobeawards = "Golden Globe Award for Best Performance by an Actor In A Television Series - Musical Or Comedy/Best Actor – Musical or Comedy Series"
/ sagawards = "Screen Actors Guild Award for Outstanding Performance by an Ensemble in a Comedy Series/Outstanding Ensemble – Comedy Series"
/ americancomedyawards = "Funniest Male Performer in a TV Series Network, Cable or Syndication"
1992, 1993 Seinfeld
"Comedy Club Stand-Up Comic – Male"
1988 Lifetime Achievement
"Jerome Allen" ""Jerry"" "Seinfeld" (born April 29, 1954) is an American comedian, actor, writer, and producer. He is best known for playing Jerry Seinfeld (character)/a semi-fictional version of himself in the sitcom Seinfeld (1989–1998), which he co-created and co-wrote with Larry David. For its final two seasons, they were also co-executive producers.If you enjoy these quotes, be sure to check out other famous comedians! More Jerry Seinfeld on Wikipedia.
The Swiss have an interesting army. Five hundred years without a war. Pretty impressive. Also pretty lucky for them. Ever see that little Swiss Army knife they have to fight with? Not much of a weapon there. Corkscrews, Bottle openers. 'Come on, buddy, let's go. You get past me, the guy in back of me, he's got a spoon. Back off. I've got the toe clippers right here.Jerry Seinfeld
Seems to me the basic conflict between men and women, sexually, is that men are like firemen. To men, sex is an emergency, and no matter what we're doing we can be ready in two minutes. Women, on the other hand, are like fire. They're very exciting, but the conditions have to be exactly right for it to occur."Jerry Seinfeld