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Well, I screwed it up real good, didn't I?

Richard M. Nixon

This man apparently screwed up big-time and is trying to blame the chief.

Jonathan Lovett

The moral of filmmaking in Britain is that you will be screwed by the weather.

Hugh Grant

I can't do anything else. So if this falls through, I'm screwed.

Tim Roth

A person should not be too honest. Straight trees are cut first and honest people are screwed first.

Chanakya

The bills came after the fact. Nobody is there to watch that every bolt gets screwed into every hole.

Andy Hartmann

I'm trying to protect my house and this guy screwed me. All I want is my money back. I don't want his work anymore.

Michael Stickney

Jarrett took it real because he didn't want to get beat by him. He knew he was flat and tired, but he is just focused right now and his head is screwed on and he's competitive.

Gary Fischer

I am regularly asked what the average Internet user can do to ensure his security. My first answer is usually 'Nothing; you're screwed.

Bruce Scheneier

The AMA has royally screwed up this time and they're going to have to fix it.

Ben Bostrom

When Mel came up in 1964 in the middle of the season, I was his pitching coach, but I was also pitching every fourth day besides. Yogi Berra was our manager. That's why it was all screwed up.

Whitey Ford

They screwed us up one year, and we want to turn it back at them whenever we can.

Bud Adams

You hear about how many fourth quarter comebacks that a guy has and I think it means a guy screwed up in the first three quarters.

Peyton Manning

He deserved to be reinstated. The guy got screwed. It's as simple as that.

Rep. Christopher Caruso

Do not go in there; do not sign with this company, or you'll end up like me - screwed and out on the street. And I am a living legend, you bastards!

Joe Strummer

Regret? That's a screwed up word.

James Hetfield

They are guys who have put their life on the lines for us, in very dangerous situations, came back home, for some reason or another just got really screwed up and they need a hand.

John Black

I screwed up so bad and let Teddy get up on me.

Todd Bodine

I admit I'm being paid well, but it's no more than I deserve. After all, I've been screwed more times than a hooker.

Sean Connery

Friends are like fiddle strings; they must not be screwed too tight.

H. G. Bohn

I wasn't the only one struggling. They made changes that screwed me. I'm not young; I'm not saying you should just give me respect, (but) you can't just whip me around, make me a whipping ball for anyone.

Tony Womack

If they completely close down College Pizza, I'm screwed. There aren't a lot of jobs now for people who aren't college-educated.

Jessica Cunningham

[They don't feel screwed by Title IX, either.] We're not in the mess 'cause of Title IX, ... We're in this mess 'cause of excesses by the other sports.

Bob Fraley

Despite everything, she did seem to have her head on straight, but now it's all screwed up. You meet someone on the Internet. She's 19 and now her life is gone, but that doesn't compare to what she did to those individuals.

Audrey Bachynski

This is just another area where they screwed up.

Richard Walden

No bill is perfect. The system that we have right now is so screwed up that we couldn't possibly do anything worse.

Marc Goldstone

We find out what's in the hatch very quickly. I can tell you that much. There's also more about Jack's marriage and why Shannon's so screwed up.

Maggie Grace

I was all screwed up in the head ... under serious drug influences at the time. I am sorry this all happened. I have remorse. I feel real bad.

Julius Murphy

I was lousy in school. Real screwed up. A moron. I was antisocial and didn't bother with the other kids. A really bad student. I didn't have any brains. I didn't know what I was doing there. That's why I became an actor.

Anthony Hopkins

He screwed up, and both [former Federal Emergency Management Agency Director] Michael Brown and [Homeland Security Secretary] Michael Chertoff really screwed up, so taxpayers are going to get the bill. Bush is overcompensating by promising the moon because his administration screwed up. Politics is driving policy.

Chris Edwards

The minute that you close one major intersection on the Peninsula, the whole South Bay area gets screwed up. All activities are going to be affected, no matter if we do it fast or slow.

Councilwoman Susan Seamans

They screwed me out of about two grand. It didn't matter because I already had caught the bug. It became the most abusive, passionate relationship and I've been addicted every since.

Shantelle Taylor

We're apologizing. We screwed up. In a rush to do the right thing, we messed up.

Linton Johnson

I think it's unfair, but they have the right as fallible, screwed-up humans to be unfair; that's the human condition.

Albert Ellis

There's two reasons why this happened, ... Either the (National Guard) pilots screwed up or they were playing games with our airplane and they got caught.

Mark Mcdonald

If a defensive tackle goes to the wrong gap, nobody knows because the linebacker made the play, so they don't know they screwed up. On offense, a guy can screw up and it can really cost you. On defense, a guy can screw up but people can rally around and cover for him. Everybody is going in the same direction, running to the football.

Dan Pifer

The movie is about how he screwed it up really bad, and he turned to Jesus Christ to help him change.

Joe Avila

It's embarrassing for me being from Texas. I just want everyone to know that everything in Texas isn't as screwed up as it is at this place.

Terry Labonte

Lamonte is very talented. He's long and athletic. If he keeps his head screwed on straight, he'll be very tough to defend.

Willie Worsley

It's really a film about screwed-up parenting - but done with good intentions.

Wayne Kramer

He was kind of screwed from the get go, if you will.

Rob Weedon

That bothers me -- [Tomko's] a good guy and I like him a lot. That's nice that he said that, but I screwed one up in Cincinnati when he did great.

Scott Eyre

Somebody screwed up in here. It is not the place. It is not the location.

Mark Damas

I was afraid Marshall would jump in. But in retrospect we would love to be involved in it (the park). We have our graduate college next to it. And we're talking with Dow -- if I haven't screwed it up -- about a vacant parcel of ground in the park.

Menis Ketchum

Everything is going digital now, and I hate it. My style, the style that I helped to originate and put on the map, has been bitten so hard. I go out there with two raw records, and if the needle skips, I'm screwed.

Danny Phillips

The April Fool was him. He screwed up.

Nancy Holton

I screwed up. I could have gotten more players out there in our rotation a little more than I did and we probably paid for it in the end so I'll take the blame for it.

Steve Libert

And, of course, ... if we get the equivalent of J.D.'s actual production, well, we're kind of screwed. But, no matter what happens, it still can't possibly be as bad of a signing as Russ Ortiz .

Mike Rizzo

I can't think of a worse place to be, without a passport, without any money, ... Then you'd be really screwed.

Drew Carey

It's frustrating that school finance in Ohio is so screwed up that people in the community had to resort to this. It's insane.

Bill Jelen

Something got screwed up in terms of your priorities if you think it's more important to get rid of the dividend tax than it is to take care of 11 million kids.

David Broder

God bless Brad Jones, he feels about as badly as he can feel. The first 30 days I represented him, I couldn't stop him from crying. Part of that was because he knew he screwed up, but it was partly because that he knew what he was responsible for. ... A man died.

Carl Cornwell

He don't know. He's got his head screwed on wrong.

Gene Cunningham

More has been screwed up on the battlefield and misunderstood in the Pentagon because of a lack of understanding of the English language than any other single factor.

Gen John W. Vessey, Jr.

How did I know this? I could see his lips moving. At one point, he screwed up his courage and asked me what I did for a living. I closed my notes and took out a novel.

Dianne Daniels

MILLENNIUM, n. The period of a thousand years when the lid is to be screwed down, with all reformers on the under side.

Ambrose Bierce

We're screwed for food for eight days.

Cary Wolovick

Listen, it's so screwed up. There are no birds. Nothing. No food for them.

Jerry Amato

Dr. Miller says we are pessimistic because life seems like a very bad, very screwed-up film. If you ask "What the hell is wrong with the projector?" and go up to the control room, you find it's empty. You are the projectionist, and you should have been up there all the time.

Colin Wilson

I admire Jodie Foster. Her head is screwed on really well. It's not loose at all.

Thora Birch

They're trying to say that greater federal authority would have made a difference, ... The reality is that the feds are the ones that screwed up in the first place. It's not about authority. It's about leadership. ... They've got all the authority already.

George Haddow

I think the students will adjust to it very quickly. Faculty members that have been here won't get used to it until we retire, but we'll just have to keep our heads screwed on straight.

Michael Beals

Screw up your courage, you screwed up everything else.

Donald Smith

They did their duty, and got screwed -- the government didn't treat them very well.

John Rowan

This is the most screwed up election I've ever seen.

Ed Renwick

Why does this happen every month? It seems like right about the same time every month, Kyle's mom gets a hair up her ass about something, and I always end up getting screwed by it.

Eric Cartman

At the last second, I heard Luis call for it. It's tough to get out of the way, but that's my job. I screwed up.

Eric Byrnes