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Anyone who goes to a psychiatrist ought to have his head examined.

Samuel Goldwyn
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There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face.

Bern Williams
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Four times I looked for psychiatric help, and each time I arrived at the inescapable conclusion that the psychiatrist was crazier than I was.

Allan Sherman
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I do not have a psychiatrist and I do not want one, for the simple reason that if he listened to me long enough, he might become disturbed.

James Thurber
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We have begun the evaluation process she has seen a psychiatrist on Friday. It's my understanding the evaluation is not being close to being completed.

Leslie Ballin
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A psychiatrist is a fellow who asks you a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing.

Joey Adams
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My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you're ugly too.

Rodney Dangerfield
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If you are not a psychiatrist, stay away from idiots. They are too stupid to pay a layman for his company.

Stanislaw J. Lec
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We have (integrated evaluation and planning) clinics scheduled the first Thursday of every month at Peoples Community Health Clinic and more often if needed. In addition to the (integrated evaluation and planning) clinics, the Child Health Specialty Clinic child psychiatrist is available in Waterloo via the Web cam at Peoples.

Deb Bahe
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Seaver, who was a psychiatrist, would have reprimanded his children. It's the child's role in the family to take care of the dog. ... Growing Pains.

Alan Thicke
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No man is a hero to his wife's psychiatrist.

Eric Berne
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After twelve years of therapy my psychiatrist said something that brought tears to my eyes. He said, 'No hablo ingles.'

Ronnie Shakes
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What then after the medications, psychiatrist, despair, depression, and overdose? All those incredible feelings to sort through. Who is being too polite to say what? Who knows what? What did I do? Why? And most hauntingly, when will it happen again? Then, too, are the bitter reminders..... medicine to take, resent, forget, take, resent, and forget, but always to take.

Kay Jamison
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A psychiatrist asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing.

Joey Adams
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I always say shopping is cheaper than a psychiatrist.

Tammy Faye Bakker
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I did LSD in the hospital, never on my own. I did it in a controlled environment to try to find things out about myself. . . . A psychiatrist told me I should take some LSD trips.

Andy Williams
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One should only see a psychiatrist out of boredom.

Muriel Spark
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I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me yet.

Rodney Dangerfield
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I'm her treating psychiatrist, and she did not know right from wrong.

Dr. Xiaoyan Wu
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What if, under that hypothetical scenario, they called in a dermatologist, an obstetrician and a psychiatrist.

Cyril Wecht
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She needs a psychiatrist. Her narcissism and the need to feel important has caused a black hole in the character that can only be filled with abnormal human experience. It is clear that she thrives in the spotlight Oscar has generated from these horrible murders.

Anita Holley
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Our behavioral health records are appropriate for some doctors to see, but maybe not the nurse, but a psychiatrist would have full access.

Paul Allen
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If you're working out in front of a mirror and watching your muscles grow, your ego has reached a point where it is now eating itself. That's why I believe there should be a psychiatrist at every health club, so that when they see you doing this, they will take you away for a little chat.

Lewis Black
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Has a longstanding phobia, it appears, towards homosexuals of any kind. I'm not a psychologist and I'm not a psychiatrist, but I would say that he's filled with longstanding hate.

John Conte
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