You must first have a lot of patience to learn to have patience.

There are grammatical errors even in his silence.

People find life entirely too time-consuming.

If you are not a psychiatrist, stay away from idiots. They are too stupid to pay a layman for his company.

Do not ask God the way to heaven; he will show you the hardest one.

When you jump for joy, beware that no one moves the ground from beneath your feet.

The first condition of immortality is death.

The consumer's side of the coffin lid is never ostentatious.

Thoughts, like fleas, jump from man to man, but they don't bite everybody.

Each snowflake in an avalanche pleads not guilty.

Advice to writers: Sometimes you just have to stop writing. Even before you begin.

Render unto Caesar the things that are Caesar's; and unto God the things that are God's; and unto human beings, what?

All is in the hands of man. Therefore wash them often.

I am against using death as a punishment. I am also against using it as a reward.

Never lie when the truth is more profitable.

No snowflake in an avalanche ever feels responsible.