You can educate yourself right out of a relationship with God.

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You don't have to be dowdy to be a Christian.

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I take Him shopping with me. I say, "OK, Jesus, help me find a bargain."

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I always say shopping is cheaper than a psychiatrist.

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...and now we're down to our last $37,000.

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I shop, therefore I am.

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I wake up every morning and I wish I were dead, and so does Jim.

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