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On Sunday, everything was fine, we had electricity, water and air conditioning, ... On Monday, we lost electricity. By Tuesday the water was coming in through the holes in the roof, the electricity and air conditioning were off and toilets were beginning to back up. People were getting frustrated.

Jack Stephens

The men were stoolin' in the toilets 'til they were overflowing. Then they went beside the walls. Then they filled the urinals. They were peeing and pooing into the sinks and garbage cans and behind the concession stands. You got it all over your shoes. You were tracking it all over the place.

Michael Clark

It was slipped in so quietly, nobody quite knew what was going on till the new standard took effect and the new toilets started appearing.

Ben Lieberman

Today you can go to a gas station and find the cash register open and the toilets locked. They must think toilet paper is worth more than money.

Joey Bishop

We don't want to deny them the right to assemble, but there are safety issues, and there are logistical issues. How are they going to get back to their cars? Where are the toilets? Are they going to be walking back to their cars in the dark?

Pete Winton

The amount of water being saved by 1.6 toilets and low consumption products is so gigantic because state and local officials are using the projected savings to plan for the future. Where are they going to get the money to pay for building new facilities to treat waste and drinking water and where are we going to build those?

Cece Kremer

Beware of men on airplanes. The minute a man reaches thirty thousand feet, he immediately becomes consumed by distasteful sexual fantasies which involve doing uncomfortable things in those tiny toilets.

Cynthia Heimel

When the state cut library budgets a while back, I began to study fundraising techniques. The only two we haven't tried here are pay toilets and slot machines.

Herb Landau

Toilets get a bad rap. So does the door on the way out.

Charles Gerba

We had 200, 300 people sharing three sets of bathrooms -- elementary school bathrooms with no flushing toilets and no running water.

Sarah Smith

If the airlines could get away with it, they'd charge us for the air we breathe. The planes would probably have coin-operated toilets.

Christopher Elliott

I know of some toilets in Korea where you can drink tea -- you don't feel you are in an awkward situation.

Jack Sim

My answer to that is, then why not have black and white drinking fountains and toilets? That does not solve the problem. It actually turns our backs on our fellow human beings who are suffering.

Scott Cozza

From disgruntled consumers who are angry that their new toilets repeatedly clog, require multiple flushing, and in the end do not save water.

Joe Knollenberg

I want to say it and denounce it now -- they pressured us to take away the food, take away the toilets, to eliminate all kinds of assistance.

Humberto Moreira

We believe the federal government has no business making regulations of this type. The toilets, generally speaking, do not work. And this act eliminates the fundamental foundation of our economy which is consumer choice.

Paul Welday

Tonight the city is full of morgues, and all the toilets are overflowing. There's shopping malls coming out of the walls, as we walk out among the manure. That's why I pay no mind.

Beck Hansen

A lot was achieved, including the finalization of a protocol setting out global standards for the provision and hygiene of public toilets.

Raymond Martin

If all of the sudden all immigrants were asked to leave what would happen? Who would clean our toilets, who would pick our food? It would be a catastrophe.

Stanley Campbell

You have no power; you have no food; you can't flush toilets.

Pam Laborde

From a public policy point of view, it worries me that computer whizzes have more value and dignity than a person who cleans toilets or is a gardener.

Luis Gutierrez

We're not insulted, ... The Collapse of Toilets in Glasgow.

Jonathan Wyatt

The next day at college he followed me to the girls' loos (toilets) in the basement. When I came out he was waiting with a dark look on his face. Before I could speak he raised his arm and hit me across the face, knocking my head into the pipes that ran down the wall behind me.

Cynthia Lennon

What we have right now is like a small city. It would be nice to have flushable toilets, but that's not in the foreseeable future. Thank God we've got power.

Dave Stone

We were lucky here because the chaos happening outside never really affected us. The white staff never showed any signs of apartheid except that they had their own toilets which was common then.

Vusumzi Kose

They refused to acknowledge the fact that there were six toilets on it.

Mark Gordon

We got over 800 negative e-mails; it was really miserable, ... There were threats saying they would come to our campgrounds, plug up our toilets and set our garbage Dumpsters on fire.

Sharon Weber

The toilets at a local police station have been stolen. Police say they have nothing to go on.

Ronnie Barker

We've come a long way in toilets.

Stephanie Simons

Among the measures put up to contain the situation are clearing and spraying of waste water drains, clearing of garbage, installation of pilled water, new toilets are being put up and food hawking in the area has been banned.

James Nyikal

There are 2,6 billion people in the world who have no toilets, ... They are toilet-less and what we are trying to do is to build capacity for field engineers to go down to the farms, to the rural areas, to build ecological sanitation.

Jack Sim

[For the next four days in an increasingly desolate city, students moved between residence halls. Electricity was out; toilets had stopped working.] We heard gunshots, ... We could see people moving barefoot through the water, with all they could carry, just panicked. It was mayhem.

Theo Brown

I have spewed blood down dirty toilets with more talent than him.

Barry Burns

There's no drinking water. The toilets are backed up. There's no power, no electricity and there's no telling when help will arrive, ... If you're not from the South, you don't understand that once that levee breaks, you've got snakes, you've got alligators, you've got everything going through the city.

Ray Thompson

We feed the kids first. We use the pool water to flush the toilets, ... We are just trying to make things livable.

Edward Thomas