The only good husbands stay bachelors: They're too considerate to get married.
Finley Peter Dunne
Some girls never know what they are going to do from one husband to another.
Tom Masson
I could be such a wonderful wife to another wife's husband.
Judith Viorst
When you consider what a chance women have to poison their husbands, it's a wonder there isn't more of it done.
Kin Hubbard
How many husbands have I had? You mean apart from my own?
Zsa Zsa Gabor
It's not so much what you do that matters, but how much you do. Up to 40 hours a week, there are no negative effects on a husband's health. But the effects are substantial after 40 hours, say, more than 50 hours a week.
Ross Stolzenberg
It feels kind of like old home week for my husband's family.
Ronda Storms
Many men hoard for the future husbands of their wives.
Solomon Ibn Gabirol Ben Judah
My husband's buried in Arlington (National Cemetery) because that is what he wanted. He was very patriotic. He felt everybody should serve their country in some way.
Ladonna Somers
Some respite to husbands the weather may send,/ But housewives' affairs have never an end.
Thomas Tusser
I don't believe women can be priests any more than they can be fathers or husbands.
John M. Allin
The calmest husbands make the stormiest wives.
Thomas Dekker
It's not a girlie luncheon. A lot of husbands and wives came together, but of 245 guests, about two-thirds are men.
Susan Reynolds
There are women whose infidelities are the only link they still have with their husbands.
Sacha Guitry
They were visiting her husband's family in California.
Yawcheng Lo
He's a great gentleman, and he's very funny. My girlfriends' husbands try to be like Jason now.
Angie Harmon
I expected to have one husband and seven babies. Instead I had seven husbands and one living baby.
Lana Turner
I feel so alone. My husband's not out here. I don't know who to hug. Can I hug somebody?
Faith Hill
Husbands are like fires - they go out when unattended.
Zsa Zsa Gabor
When you go into coaching, the ultimate goal is to make the kids grow into good human beings, fathers and husbands. But there is also the competition. Sometimes my competitiveness was greater than my kids'.
Dirk Besko
An energetic and cutting work that calls to mind Woody Allen's Husbands and Wives and Annie Hall .
Julianne Moore
It's an extremely sad day for us, because Christmas is a family holiday. Since our husbands are not with us, our families cannot be complete.
Laura Pollan
If there were no husbands, who would look after our mistresses?
George Moore
Husbands never become good; they merely become proficient.
H. L. Mencken
None of us walked into it blindly. Our husbands sat us down and told us what to expect.
Julie Jameson
Our society is set up so that most women lose their identities when their husbands die.
Lynn Caine
My mother buried three husbands, and two of them were just napping.
Rita Rudner
I need him. Especially since my husband's passed, he's my emotional support.
Barbara Echeverria
The road to success is filled with women pushing their husbands along.
Thomas Dewar
It is dangerous for couples to suddenly go on overseas trips after the husbands retire.
Sayoko Nishida
Exercise gives you endorphins--endorphins make people happy and happy people just don't shoot their husbands... they just don't.
Legally Blonde
You often find husbands in low-income households bringing home fish from the Great Lakes or a tributary.
Dave Ullrich
Call the police, my husband's been holding me captive since 8 a.m.
Bruce Graham
In a way, we have a lot in common. We both have husbands we love. We both have one child.
Kathy Najimy
It's nice to know that our husbands and sons won't be forgotten.
Terry Cooper
The reason she did it shows how controlling Barb is, going to pick out her husband's new wife.
Jeanne Tripplehorn
If you go back 100 years, women were home-based, they were dependent upon their husbands to be the bread winner.
Pat Thompson
Our goal is to raise awareness among Catholic men of their relationship with Jesus Christ so they can become better men, better husbands, better fathers and better members of their churches.
Steve Tracy
Two of the hijackers were from U.A.E. and they flew the planes into my husband's building.
Kristen Breitweiser
She is lawyer enough to have changed all but one name (her husband's) in the part of the book devoted to criminal abandon.
Janet Maslin
With as much tragedy as she had, with both her husbands passing away and her two daughters, that woman's faith never faltered.
Kate Wiatrowski
There is so little difference between husbands you might as well keep the first.
Adela Rogers St. Johns
She's not even referred to until her husband's death in 1903. And even then it's only as 'Mrs. William Dewey.
Wendy Miller
Some people really need to stretch. My husband's a stretcher, I'm not.
Meg Barrett
Pride is the chief cause in the decline in the number of husbands and wives.
Neil Diamond
Changing husbands is only changing troubles.
Kathleen Norris
Many husbands today pitch in to help with household chores — it's called partnership.
Dear Abbey
American women expect to find in their husbands a perfection that English women only hope to find in their butlers.
W. Somerset Maugham
A wife encourages her husband's egoism in order to encourage her own.
Russell Green
Every night, whisper "peace" in your husband's ear.
Andrei A. Gromyko
I can see a lot of ex-wives and ex-husbands just having a heyday with it.
Karen Adams
It'll be hard for me financially because I have my kids, and my husband's the only one working, and I have nowhere to go.
Norma Martinez
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