The only good husbands stay bachelors: They're too considerate to get married.

Finley Peter Dunne

Some girls never know what they are going to do from one husband to another.

Tom Masson

I could be such a wonderful wife to another wife's husband.

Judith Viorst

When you consider what a chance women have to poison their husbands, it's a wonder there isn't more of it done.

Kin Hubbard

How many husbands have I had? You mean apart from my own?

Zsa Zsa Gabor

It's not so much what you do that matters, but how much you do. Up to 40 hours a week, there are no negative effects on a husband's health. But the effects are substantial after 40 hours, say, more than 50 hours a week.

Ross Stolzenberg

It feels kind of like old home week for my husband's family.

Ronda Storms

Many men hoard for the future husbands of their wives.

Solomon Ibn Gabirol Ben Judah

My husband's buried in Arlington (National Cemetery) because that is what he wanted. He was very patriotic. He felt everybody should serve their country in some way.

Ladonna Somers

Some respite to husbands the weather may send,/ But housewives' affairs have never an end.

Thomas Tusser

I don't believe women can be priests any more than they can be fathers or husbands.

John M. Allin

The calmest husbands make the stormiest wives.

Thomas Dekker

It's not a girlie luncheon. A lot of husbands and wives came together, but of 245 guests, about two-thirds are men.

Susan Reynolds

There are women whose infidelities are the only link they still have with their husbands.

Sacha Guitry

They were visiting her husband's family in California.

Yawcheng Lo

He's a great gentleman, and he's very funny. My girlfriends' husbands try to be like Jason now.

Angie Harmon

I expected to have one husband and seven babies. Instead I had seven husbands and one living baby.

Lana Turner

I feel so alone. My husband's not out here. I don't know who to hug. Can I hug somebody?

Faith Hill

Husbands are like fires - they go out when unattended.

Zsa Zsa Gabor

When you go into coaching, the ultimate goal is to make the kids grow into good human beings, fathers and husbands. But there is also the competition. Sometimes my competitiveness was greater than my kids'.

Dirk Besko

An energetic and cutting work that calls to mind Woody Allen's Husbands and Wives and Annie Hall .

Julianne Moore

It's an extremely sad day for us, because Christmas is a family holiday. Since our husbands are not with us, our families cannot be complete.

Laura Pollan

If there were no husbands, who would look after our mistresses?

George Moore

Husbands never become good; they merely become proficient.

H. L. Mencken

None of us walked into it blindly. Our husbands sat us down and told us what to expect.

Julie Jameson

Our society is set up so that most women lose their identities when their husbands die.

Lynn Caine

Some of her husbands are buried there with her. It's good to have some companions ever afterwards.

Pat Matt

My mother buried three husbands, and two of them were just napping.

Rita Rudner

I need him. Especially since my husband's passed, he's my emotional support.

Barbara Echeverria

The road to success is filled with women pushing their husbands along.

Thomas Dewar

It is dangerous for couples to suddenly go on overseas trips after the husbands retire.

Sayoko Nishida

Exercise gives you endorphins--endorphins make people happy and happy people just don't shoot their husbands... they just don't.

Legally Blonde

You often find husbands in low-income households bringing home fish from the Great Lakes or a tributary.

Dave Ullrich

Call the police, my husband's been holding me captive since 8 a.m.

Bruce Graham

In a way, we have a lot in common. We both have husbands we love. We both have one child.

Kathy Najimy

It's nice to know that our husbands and sons won't be forgotten.

Terry Cooper

The reason she did it shows how controlling Barb is, going to pick out her husband's new wife.

Jeanne Tripplehorn

If you go back 100 years, women were home-based, they were dependent upon their husbands to be the bread winner.

Pat Thompson

Our goal is to raise awareness among Catholic men of their relationship with Jesus Christ so they can become better men, better husbands, better fathers and better members of their churches.

Steve Tracy

Two of the hijackers were from U.A.E. and they flew the planes into my husband's building.

Kristen Breitweiser

She is lawyer enough to have changed all but one name (her husband's) in the part of the book devoted to criminal abandon.

Janet Maslin

With as much tragedy as she had, with both her husbands passing away and her two daughters, that woman's faith never faltered.

Kate Wiatrowski

There is so little difference between husbands you might as well keep the first.

Adela Rogers St. Johns

She's not even referred to until her husband's death in 1903. And even then it's only as 'Mrs. William Dewey.

Wendy Miller

Some people really need to stretch. My husband's a stretcher, I'm not.

Meg Barrett

Pride is the chief cause in the decline in the number of husbands and wives.

Neil Diamond

Changing husbands is only changing troubles.

Kathleen Norris

Many husbands today pitch in to help with household chores — it's called partnership.

Dear Abbey

American women expect to find in their husbands a perfection that English women only hope to find in their butlers.

W. Somerset Maugham

A wife encourages her husband's egoism in order to encourage her own.

Russell Green

Every night, whisper "peace" in your husband's ear.

Andrei A. Gromyko

I can see a lot of ex-wives and ex-husbands just having a heyday with it.

Karen Adams

It'll be hard for me financially because I have my kids, and my husband's the only one working, and I have nowhere to go.

Norma Martinez