What soap is to the body, laughter is to the soul.
Yiddish proverb
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Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope.
Bill Cosby
If you look for truth, you may find comfort in the end; if you look for comfort you will not get either comfort or truth only soft soap and wishful thinking to begin, and in the end, despair.
C. S. Lewis
I had to buy my own soap and starch. The clothes were so dirty I had to boil them before I could wash them.
Mary Leblanc
I keep to a minimum dialect, in-jokes about football (soccer) teams and soap opera characters, so as not to lose North American readers.
Peter Robinson
This soap opera has done nothing to erase Hillary Clinton's vulnerabilities. She starts with 30 percent who would vote against her, no matter what. That's a pretty high stepping off point for a challenger.
Nelson Warfield
In the last month, ... we've had homicides over the remote, over a dress - you are wearing my brown silk dress. We have had one over dish soap. We have had one over you were mean-mugging me. You were looking at me funny.
Anne E. Schwartz
I had a dream that Connie Chung is doing a newscast about my death and they show a clip from Soap.
Billy Crystal
I think that Kobe wants to win. He's a tremendous competitor, as fierce as anybody I've ever been around. I don't know Phil, I didn't read the book. But I noticed even after I was gone ... it's just like they got to have a soap opera.
Rudy Tomjanovich
People used to complain that selling a president was like selling a bar of soap. But when you buy soap, at least you get the soap. In this campaign you just get two guys telling you they really value cleanliness.
David Brooks
We focused our style to personality-based and that, in combination with having the B.C. Lions' rights, enabled us to achieve our highest ratings ever, even without NHL hockey, ... The lockout itself was such a soap opera, too, with 'Are they coming back? Are they not coming back?' and people would tune in to get their dose of information.
Rob Gray
I actually graze at several of the homes while I'm playing. There a lot of food going on. I drink and eat and use the restrooms in a lot of the houses. What better way to really get closer to the fans than to steal their soap from the restrooms as they allow you to enter their homes?
George Lopez
Some studies have shown that the sanitizers kill even more bacteria than just plain soap and water, which is why we have them here.
Melanie Krauthoff
A minimal surface is formed when the pressure on both sides of a surface is the same. 'For example, when you dip a bent coat hanger into soapy water, the soap bubble that forms on the hanger is a minimal surface.
Matthias Weber
We could be on all the local stations at noon for a soap opera, ... You could call it: 'Rams Park.' There's been a lot of adversity throughout our organization, and players being down, and Coach Martz being sick.
Mike Furrey
Indications are that the software market is improving and this is not commensurate with what the stock is doing. It's just a painful thing to keep reading about this soap opera.
Robert Mattson
Wanna talk about fair? Try all the people who are voting for Kelly just because she's on their favorite soap opera.
John O'hurley
Are we having a soap opera or a trial here?
John O'gara
Households with children may use their washing machines every day, ergo they will be big users of detergent and fabric conditioners. And it's not a huge mental leap to say they also eat a lot of food. If they've got babies, they're going to be using a lot of diapers. And the kids are probably going to eat a lot of confectionary, and they'll be using a lot of soap and shampoo.
Phil Barden
People with Alzheimer's have a lot of trouble with hand-washing. They don't know to turn the tap on, they don't know to put soap on, they don't know to rinse.
Geoff Fernie
I like soap opera acting. If it's done really well, there's nothing better. It's old school. It's like what those melodramas in the '30s and '40s were like.
Parker Posey
Efforts to maintain cleanliness of the household in terms of dust on the floors and in bedding can help reduce these complaints, ... Laundering bedding regularly with hot water and soap is a good idea.
Peter Thorne
Eddie Fisher married to Elizabeth Taylor is like me trying to wash the Empire State Building with a bar of soap.
Don Rickles
Talk show hosts are businessmen; they have to sell soap. If immigration reform didn't resonate with their audience, they wouldn't be talking about it.
Rick Oltman
The soap opera is true; here in Brazil poor people have no chance.
Tarcila Madureira Silva
If you use regular powder or strong soap (to wash it), it will fade even faster. If you hand-wash, it will last a lot longer.
Nancy Mcgee
To be able to make a good living in a challenging medium like soap operas is great. The best is that I get to act and am rewarded for it. And the people I work with are great. Funny, intelligent, hard working. They're all great to be around.
David Canary
We have to have awareness for the soap opera. It's a vicious circle, the way it works.
Stephen Walkom
Don't say we shouldn't live here cause we have no income. Everyone is trying to work. Nobody wants to sit home alone all day, everyday, and watch soap operas.
Raymond Theophile
Soap and education are not as sudden as a massacre but they are more deadly in the long run.
Mark Twain
In Marseilles they make half the toilet soap we consume in America, but the Marseillaise only have a vague theoretical idea of its use, which they have obtained from books of travel.
Mark Twain
For people who are Rams fans and have been fans for years, this is a special week. And it has some soap opera pieces to it. But at the end of the day, this is a football game, and one we need to win.
Roland Williams
A lot of it is nonsense. One woman stabbed another because she wore a dress without asking. One gentleman was shot to death in a duplex because his son took laundry soap that didn't belong to him.
Brian O'keefe
We like to think we sell necessary luxuries. You may not buy a new TV, but you will buy a really great bar of soap for $8 because it's a nice little treat for yourself.
Anthony Qaiyum
It takes two to tango, three to make a soap opera!
Karan Omidvari
SOAP has enterprise-level features, but REST has simplicity and ease of programming.
Dennis Sosnoski
The soap is just a side product of what we offer.
Melanie Payne
Tonight we bring you a soap star special.
Cat Deeley
Lots of soap operas, ... Both English and Irish. It sounds cheesy but we also ate a lot of potatoes while I was staying with them. We had stews and breads too.
Kristi Johnson
The heritage and experience of Bradford Soap, combined with its ability to bring leading-edge technology to the market, makes our company the ideal place to showcase the art of soap-making.
Chris Buckley
I am constantly amazed when I talk to young people to learn how much they know about sex and how little about soap.
Billie Burke
'Gone With The Wind' is one of the all-time greats. Read Margaret Mitchell's book and watch the film again; it's a soap opera in all its glory. It is superb and memorable.
Timothy Dalton
My father had always said there are four things a child needs: plenty of love, nourishing food, regular sleep, and lots of soap and water. After that, what he needs most is some intelligent neglect.
Ivy Baker Priest
Who Moved My Soap? The CEO's Guide to Surviving Prison.
Andy Borowitz
It's a classic supply and demand problem. It's a soap opera. It's like a Lewis Carroll novel only better. The ultimate solution is we need to build new power plants.
Conrad Herrmann
What soap is for the body, tears are for the soul.
Jewish Proverb
The catalogue of miseries seems to cry out for commercial spots and a station break: the stuff of noonday soap opera.
Stefan Kanfer
But if they didn't have any soap and towels in the bathroom, I'd exit immediately.
Deborah Marciniak
The average size of a meat protein should be about the size of a deck of cards, not a roulette wheel, ... Get a burrito the size of a bar of soap - not a torpedo.
Alex Jamieson
Extra t-shirts, extra socks, clothing and things like that. Soap, shampoos, conditioners and baby wipes because if you don't have water, it's easy to wipe your hands.
Heidi Johnson
My show is a little porn, a little documentary and a little soap opera. I don't hide anything. I allow the media to come into my home and business and see how we live.
Dennis Hof
There are no parts of this story that are not worthy of daytime soap opera.
Steven Bernstein
Sometimes I can't help but think you and I are playing a role in this bizarre Anacortes soap opera.
Roy Howson
Our nation has become so morally liberal. Shows on television push the boundaries of sexuality. Family time is really now TV time. In the average home, the television is turned on 40 to 60 hours per week. More than 95 percent of all sexual intercourse scenes on soap operas are among non-married people.
David Bird
Proper hand-washing with the soap, water and paper towels, we believe, is the key.
Steve Troxler
This will be a soap opera, with no one writing the script - stay tuned.
George Bicher
The quarterback position is like a soap opera. You and I could have watched a certain soap opera in 1990, and you and I could be watching it over a beer in 2005, and it will be the same qualities, the same story, the same everything, except that the hairstyles have changed.
Sean Salisbury
A reader who quarrels with postulates, who dislikes Hamlet because he does not believe that there are ghosts or that people speak in pentameters, clearly has no business in literature. He cannot distinguish fiction from fact, and belongs in the same category as the people who send checks to radio stations for the relief of suffering heroines in soap operas.
Northrop Frye
What would gripe him the most is here are a great new breed of athletes who never get to truly demonstrate what they have because they're lost in the sleazy soap opera.
Larry Matysik
It does kind of have shades of Soap Lake, doesn't it?
Rory Gilliland
We could say, 'You have to shower,' but who's to say they're not running through the water without soap, which doesn't do the work.
Mike Edwards
In some cased 5 is better for us as XML (define) and SOAP (define) support in PHP 5 are much better than they are in PHP 4.
Adam Trachtenberg
I got schooled over at NBC on a soap opera, and I had a Sunday-afternoon show, an hour show sponsored by the Ford Foundation, a documentary, half live with film integration. I directed that.
Jackie Cooper
Wash four distinct and separate times, using lots of lather each time from individual bars of soap.
Howard Hughes
It's good soap. It'll get poison ivy off — and ring around the collar. And it won't eat up your hands, no matter what you've heard people say.
Bretta Perkins
The success of Desperate Housewives does not mean people are looking for another soap opera, ... Good characters that they look forward to seeing week after week.
Steve Sternberg
We haven't even completely saturated urban markets yet. Our per capita consumption is so low ... as little as 500 gm of soap, so there is plenty of room for improvement.
Hoshedar Press
I don't know if its the laundry soap. But I can walk in there and it gets me.
Betty B. Gibson
With the help of other people, I give them their basic needs - toothbrushes, toothpaste and soap so they can wash their hands.
Gail Sacco
My grandmothers are full of memories/ Smelling of soap and onions and wet clay/ With veins rolling roughly over quick hands/ They have many clean words to say,/ My grandmothers were strong.
Margaret Walker
SOAP and XML have often been characterized as HTML (Hypertext Markup Language) for silicon-based life forms. An HTML that is readable by software.
James Gosling
So I had all the names, three names, and that's good to have on a soap.
Joan Van Ark
We walked through water, we couldn't shower, and we bathed with wet rags and soap because we didn't have water or electricity.
Gregory Jenkins
You can do it with dirty dishes and soap, as long as you've got it sealed right.
Mignon Waterman
I call it a bit of a soap opera.
Tara Birtwhistle
What is elegance? Soap and water!
Cecil Beaton
Use SOAP if enterprise-level security, transactions and alternate transports are needed. Use REST if these are not important concerns.
Dennis Sosnoski
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