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In addition to my other numerous acquaintances, I have one more intimate confidant. My depression is the most faithful mistress I have known -- no wonder, then, that I return the love.

Soren Kierkegaard
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Earl of Sandwhich . . .You shall either die of the pox or on the gallowsJohn Wilkes . . . That sir depends on whether I embrace your mistress or your politics.

John Wilkes
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England is my wife, America my mistress. It is very good sometimes to get away from one's wife.

Cedric Hardwicke
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Marriage: the state or condition of a community consisting of a master, a mistress, and two slaves, making in all, two.

Ambrose Bierce
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When a man marries his mistress it creates a job opportunity.

James Goldsmith
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MARRIAGE, n. The state or condition of a community consisting of a master, a mistress and two slaves, making in all, two.

Ambrose Bierce
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In Amsterdam the water is the mistress and the land the vassal. throughout the city there are as many canals and drawbridges as bracelets on a Gypsy's bronzed arms.

Felix Marti ibanez
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Art is a she-devil of a mistress, and if at times in earlier days she would not even stoop to my way of thinking, I have persevered and will so continue.

Frederic Remington
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Much can be inferred about a man from his mistress: in her one beholds his weaknesses and his dreams.

Georg Christoph Lichtenberg
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Do you seriously expect me to be the first Prince of Wales in history not to have a mistress?

Prince Charles
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Maiden, and mistress of the months and stars/ Now folded in the flowerless fields of heaven.

Algernon Charles Swinburne
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I have always wanted a mistress who was fat, and I have never found one. To make a fool of me, they are always pregnant.

Paul Gauguin
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A lover always thinks of his mistress first and himself second; with a husband it runs the other way.

Honore De Balzac
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A mistress should be like a little country retreat near the town, not to dwell in constantly, but only for a night and away.

William Wycherley
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I won't be remembered for my writing. I'll be remembered as Scott's mistress.

Sheilah Graham
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My great-grandmother was your great-great-grandfather's mistress, so how about it?

Camilla Parker Bowles
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[The] legitimate office [of the human face] is to perfect the life, a legible language to those who will study it, of the majestic mistress, the soul.

Eliza Wood Burhans Farnham
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