Vampires are make-believe, like elves, gremlins, and eskimos.
Matt Groening
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We don't care if she's slaying vampires or working as a nanny or living in Philadelphia. It's chick lit, so who cares? You know what we call what men write? Books.
Jennifer Weiner
What I like about vampires is what I like about everything I want to write about, the depths and heights, the pain and joy. Life.
Tanith Lee
Following the Jewish tradition, a dispenser of schmaltz (liquid chicken fat) is kept on the table to give the vampires heartburn if they get through the garlic defense.
Calvin Trillin
Vampires, the musical kiss of death. Give the bloodsucker a ballad, and it's his show that joins the walking dead.
Peter Marks
I went to a party once and I was there to say sorry, but I drank too much and when I opened my eyes everyone had fangs and piercing red eyes. They were all vampires, and that's not a word of a lie.
Ashley Campbell
Following the Rumanian tradition, garlic is used in excess to keep the vampires away.
Calvin Trillin
There are such beings as vampires, some of us have evidence that they exist. Even had we not the proof of our own unhappy experience, the teachings and the records of the past give proof enough for sane peoples.
Bram Stoker
It's not real. I mean, there are no vampires, there are no witches. Well, there are Wiccans, but they're not making out with Alyson, so...
Amber Benson
When one creates phantoms for oneself, one puts vampires into the world, and one must nourish these children of a voluntary nightmare with one's blood, one's life, one's intelligence, and one's reason, without ever satisfying them.
Eliphas Levi
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