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Hearing nuns' confessions is like being stoned to death with popcorn.

Fulton J. Sheen
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I like any reaction I can get with my music. Just anything to get people to think. I mean if you can get a whole room full of drunk, stoned people to actually wake up and think, you're doing something.

Jim Morrison
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First of all, there are aspects of culture which are really reprehensible, and we should [all] fight against it. We shouldn't accept them. Second of all, women in Iran and in Saudi Arabia don't like to be stoned to death.

Azar Nafisi
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Well, how cool is that? You're sitting here with two guys playing in a playoff, one guy has just stoned it. He's nervous. I know he's nervous -- he's never won a Tour event -- and he hits a shot and it hits the pin. The crowd went bananas. I mean, how could you not like that.

Brad Faxon
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It was hard to say sometimes whether he was being provocative for its own sake or if he was just being drunk and stoned and irresponsible.

Paul Krassner
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His truck was all shot at. He saw his friend being dragged out and being stoned first. And the guy is yelling, pleading for his life. Then they shot him in the back of the head.

Joanne Bradshaw
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Over the years, I don't know how I did it and didn't hurt anybody. I drove a big rig snorting coke and smoking dope; I drove my kids around smoking dope; I would drive through our neighborhood drunk and stoned with my kids out there playing.

Kevin Mclaughlin
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Saudi Arabian police arrested seven teenage boys for leering at women. In accordance with Saudi law, the boys will be whipped and the women will be stoned to death.

Tina Fey
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Do you think God gets stoned? I think so . . . look at the platypus.

Robin Williams
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I was an acidhead and a pot smoker. There was this one time some friends and I were ditching off campus at lunch. We didn't make it back in time, and school officials found us smoking weed in a van around the corner. I was so stoned that when they started taking names and I said mine was April June. It didn't even dawn on me that that was just two months put together.

Jolene Blalock
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I'm an idiot anyway, but sometimes you feel like an idiot times ten when you're stoned.

Billie Joe Armstrong
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When drugs came around I sampled them just like anybody else but I never became dependent creatively on drugs; like various cartoonists in the underground never did anything if they weren't stoned, That was the prerequisite for sitting down and drawing.

Bill Griffith
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Johnny Cash was plenty good enough to fool his fans. They believed he felt it in his soul when he sang the Gospel while stoned on drugs.

Suzanne Fields
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We experienced a deconstruction of our personal lives. Coming home to a familiar setting and being alien to it created a sense of isolation from the people we're close to. There were all these invisible barriers that were tough to reach through. So we ended up with songs like 'Alone, Jealous, and Stoned,' about how our emotions propel us toward these conflicts and away from the people we love.

Brandon Curtis
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I don't see how much else we could have done defensively. We stoned the No. 1 team in the conference for 63 minutes. Every time we needed a big play we got it. We were rocking.

Josh Pinnick
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In the land of the blind, the one-eyed man is stoned to death.

Joan D. Vinge
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Jacobson was the least stoned at the time, I guess. But he was plenty stoned during the interview.

John Hoffman
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If you are able to escape from the hole when you are being stoned to death, you will be spared. [But] while men are buried to their waist, women are buried to their neck.

Zolal Habibi
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