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Don't knock masturbation - it's sex with someone I love.

Woody Allen

The trouble with the Internet is that it's replacing masturbation as a leisure activity.

Patrick Murray

Self Improvement is Masturbation.

Tyler Durden

Masturbation: the primary sexual activity of mankind. In the nineteenth century it was a disease; in the twentieth, it's a cure.

Thomas S. Szasz

Our country talked about masturbation more in December of 1994 than they ever have in the history of the country, and you know, people would think you'd be embarrassed about that. I'm not embarrassed about that.

Joycelyn Elders

Philosophy is to the real world as masturbation is to sex.

Karl Marx

Hands, the perfect metaphor for Barry Avrich's visual masturbation.

Tom Hall

The good thing about masturbation is that you don't have to dress up for it.

Truman Capote

Physics is to math what sex is to masturbation.

Richard Feynman

We have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free his hands for masturbation.

Lily Tomlin