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What is man, when you come to think upon him, but a minutely set, ingenious machine for turning, with infinite artfulness, the red wine of Shiraz into urine?

Isak Dinesen

There will be (blood testing). I'm not going to tell you how many, but there will be as well as normal urine.

Mike Hooper

It may be that EPO traces disappear gradually from urine, but it cannot be that no EPO should be in them and then it emerges as if from nowhere.

Dick Pound

We are going to train the toilet cleaners to upgrade himself or herself to a level where he or she can take care of the entire toilet, including changing bulbs, repairing locks, repairing leaky taps, doing periodical heavy cleaning, technical cleaning, taking away urine salt inside the toilet and recommending changes to the toilet layout.

Jack Sim

He has been moved to the prison hospital ... suffering from a high level of acetone in his blood and urine, which eventually leads to a coma and threatens his life.

Gameela Ismail

According to B urine samples that have been around for years, the French publication L'Equipe is reporting that Warren Sapp tested positive for a turkey drumstick in 1999.

Mike Bianchi

Do not stir up dust or materials that may be contaminated with rodent droppings and urine. Now is a good time to use caution while opening up cabins that have been closed for the winter.

Gary Erbeck

It could have been a situation where four Scotland players were sent home in disgrace, but, at the time, they only took two players from each team for urine samples.

Archie Gemmill

But what was a body? Dust, dung, urine, itches. It was the light within which was important, and it was not significant if that light endured after death, or if the soul was blinded eternally in the endless night of the suspired flesh.

Taylor Caldwell

I lost 90 pounds and my blood pressure went down to a normal level and the salt in my urine disappeared. And that was when I had to make the transition from fat character actor to thin character actor.

Ron Perlman

The pictures or the television can't show the stench, the smell of urine and water mixed on the floors, the feces. It was unimaginably horrible.

Toni Blanco

I guess they spray out the urine and fake out the probation officer.

Robert Carpenter

If one commits the act of sodomy with a cow, an ewe, or a camel, their urine and their excrements become impure, and even their milk may no longer be consumed. The animal must then be killed and as quickly as possible and burned.

Ayatollah Khomeini

One claimant has written to me describing it. They ate nothing. The smell was indescribable. The stench was indescribable. Some drank their own urine because they were in effect dying of thirst.

William Marks

I took the PATH train in, and I work next to the World Trade Center. The PATH station smelled like popcorn, unlike the urine and blood of the New York City subways. I was immediately smitten.

Justin Young

I walked ... up to his room and saw it and I was frightened. Because I thought, how did this happen? It's bad. It's cockroaches on the wall. It's human feces, the smell of urine, and the sounds. You can never, never get enough night's sleep -- your sleep deprivation increases because there's crack deals going on.

Michael Pritchard

Wheeler says it happened after he refused to give a urine sample.

Chris Trenkmann

Hard to walk through the house without stepping on feces or urine-stained carpets.

Mark Langan

Sometimes people won't notice symptoms for a few days. They might experience some abdominal pain, some vomiting, but then they might notice things such as yellow discoloration to their skin, eyes, dark colored urine. By the time you see those symptoms, you might have some serious liver damage.

Kathy Jacobitz

Rodents do not have a bladder and urine runs out of them 24/7.

Joe Reardon

This is how we made it: We slept next to dead bodies, we slept on streets -- at least four times, next to human feces and urine.

Patricia Thompson

The officer noticed lots of raccoons living in very unclean conditions and lots of odor. There were a lot of feces and urine. It didn't look like an appropriate situation at all, so he contacted our law enforcement officer in the county.

Paul Johansen

They can choose to copulate as often as they'd like, but we can control it. It's a very quick process, a couple of seconds. The lead-up takes longer -- he nudges her with his head and tastes her urine.

Amy Kinzley

If you can just tape some kind of test tube with a friend's urine in it to your thigh so it's about as warm as your natural body temp, then you're going to pass.

Thomas Dobie

It was a surprise to learn just how few physicians use gold-standard practices in their testing. Only a small number actually knew which drugs are detectable on a routine urine drug-test screening panel, and what substances can cause false-positive screens.

Dr. Sharon Levy

Several steps in the current test are difficult or inconclusive, ... You can imagine that with so many proteins in urine, the level of EPO you're trying to detect is very small. With our [initial] grant we did a proof of concept showing that the two-dimensional separation was more reliable. We also found that the antibody used in the current test will sometimes pick up other proteins.

Nicolle Packer

Others think it's a little cut, or something in their urine.

Neil Shulman

The first thing they wanted was a shower and a change of clothes. People had been wading through floodwater in the clothes they were wearing, and then had to live in them for days at the convention center. They smelled like urine, feces, and death, but they had to wait in line to be processed and then find a bed and then they could take a shower.

Lori Allen

Sun's urine sample taken after the Beijing International Marathon returned negative results, so she can keep her title for the marathon race.

Zhao Jian