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Just when you think there's nothing to write about, Nixon says, "I am not a crook." Jimmy Carter says, "I have lusted after women in my heart." President Reagan says, "I have just taken a urinalysis test, and I am not on dope."

Art Buchwald

With random urinalysis, there's a clear choice --- either get high or go to jail, ... They also help find users alternatives to their lifestyles and rebuilds lifestyle support.

Brian Baird