The buffalo isn't as dangerous as everyone makes him out to be. Statistics prove that in the United States more Americans are killed in automobile accidents than are killed by buffalo.
"Arthur "Art" Buchwald" was an American List of humorists/humorist best known for his long-running columnist/column in The Washington Post, which in turn was carried as a syndicated column in many other newspapers. His column focused on political satire and commentary. He received the Pulitzer Prize for Outstanding Commentary in 1982 and in 1986 was elected to the American Academy and Institute of Arts and Letters.
If you enjoy these quotes, be sure to check out other famous journalists! More Art Buchwald on Wikipedia.Just when you think there's nothing to write about, Nixon says, "I am not a crook." Jimmy Carter says, "I have lusted after women in my heart." President Reagan says, "I have just taken a urinalysis test, and I am not on dope."
People are broad-minded. They'll accept the fact that a person can be an alcoholic, a dope fiend, a wife beater and even a newspaperman, but if a man doesn't drive, there's something wrong with him.
Tax reform is taking the taxes off things that have been taxed in the past and putting taxes on things that haven't been taxed before.
Every time you think television has hit its lowest ebb, a new program comes along to make you wonder where you thought the ebb was.
It's easier to find a traveling companion than to get rid of one.
You can't make up anything anymore. The world itself is a satire. All you're doing is recording it.
We seem to be going through a period of nostalgia, and everyone seems to think yesterday was better than today. I don't think it was, and I would advise you not to wait ten years before admitting today was great. If you're hung up on nostalgia, pretend today is yesterday and just go out and have one hell of a time.
If you attack the establishment long enough and hard enough, they will make you a member of it.
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