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[For those who have asked, NFL Prime Time will return to ESPN for a 19th season this year but will disappear in 2006 to make way for NBC's Sunday night pre-game show.] That (show) will be on our tombstones, ... I'm bummed (that this is the last season). Wouldn't you be?

Chris Berman

Its oak paneling is rectory English; the marble in its bathrooms sometimes outdoes the tombstones of the Medici; and the salutes of the older bellhops seem imported from Windsor Castle.

Frederic Morton

I've always wondered what the people in the nursing home thought of living next door to a cemetery. Was it a ghoulish reminder, no pun intended? A convenience, just in case...I've always thought the developer must have been a closet sadist to put the windows staring out over the rolling tombstones hills. Old age is enough without a reminder of what comes next. No visual aids are needed.

Anita Blake

We accept, no questions asked, tombstones that someone has at their home or wherever. If someone has a tombstone because they think it looks nice in their garden, they can keep it, but if they'd like to get rid of it, we will figure where it belongs and return the tombstone.

Jeremy Nichols

Like grave robbers, who have no respect for the dead, this drug organization used revered tombstones to smuggle millions of dollars worth of cocaine into New York City.

John Gilbride

I'm a big fan. I love that show, man. I got to meet him, and I got to meet Beth (Chapman's wife). I told him I wrote a song, 'Tombstones Don't Talk Back,' because of something Leland (Chapman's son) had said on the show. It was great.

Bo Bice

I didn't even know he was into art. I did a little bit because my parents passed when he was 7 and the next year my friend's father passed. He went home and drew the whole cemetery with the casket, the seats and all the tombstones with all the names on it. That's when we knew he could draw from memory.

Diane Adams

That (show) will be on our tombstones. I'm bummed (that this is the last season). Wouldn't you be?

Chris Berman

It's very uplifting to see the response. People are learning about our history and how to care for their tombstones.

Margo Stringfield

If you've got that little gang of people sort of wanting to leave something on their tombstones that's a bit different than, 'I had a nice, well-paid career for 40 years' -- and I think that's what I see in Iowa. These guys are serious.

Dave Meneer

Many peoples' tombstones should read 'Died at 30, burried at 60.'

Nicholas Murray Butler