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Statistician: A man who believes figures don't lie, but admits that under analysis some of them won't stand up either.

Evan Esar

Everybody thought it was out of control, so we had a statistician count it. He's a sure tackler. He doesn't miss many tackles.

Kevin Kissel

[This version] continues the trend to bring data mining more into the mainstream of business. Five years ago, data mining was an island unto itself. You needed to be a statistician to use it. It was always somewhat difficult to integrate it with the operational business.

Guy Creese

Definition of a Statistician: A man who believes figures don't lie, but admits than under analysis some of them won't stand up either.

Evan Esar

If your result needs a statistician then you should design a better experiment.

Ernest Rutherford