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The only difference between a dead skunk lying in the road and a dead lawyer lying in the road is that there are skid marks around the skunk.

Patrick Murray
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Does anybody else find it absolutely hilarious that a football coach is complaining about being lied to during the recruiting process? That's like the pig telling the skunk he has body odor.

Mike Bianchi
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I thought he hit a skunk and was trying to wash off his car. That's when I saw something crawl out from the back of the car.

Dave Bowen
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You don't get into a pissing contest with a skunk and I got in with a few skunks and I didn't win.

Rick Huckabay
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She's long-haired, she's got long, gray hair, with black and silver. She looks like a willow tree, and like a little skunk. She's beautiful.

Leticia Hill
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I'm not calling [William] Weld a skunk. But if you get into a certain kind of contest, you get your shoes wet. I'm not going to pick up his challenge. What he would like most in the world is for me to fire back so he could fire back.

Jesse Helms
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Like a dead skunk in the middle of the road, it stinks to high heaven.

Bill White
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In this case, I believe the report came back and it was skunk-transmitted.

Jason Johnson
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Samantha the Skunk is a story about not smoking. The kids drew pictures after they hear the program.

Cathi Kellett
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I'd rather have a skunk than a groundhog.

Pat Patterson
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It may be that which we call a rose by any other name would smell as sweet,' but I should be loath to see a rose on a maiden's breast substituted by a flower, however beautiful and fragrant it might be, that is went by the name of the skunk lily.

Alexander Henry
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