The trouble with the Internet is that it's replacing masturbation as a leisure activity.

We just didn't play a very good game today. We kind of beat ourselves.

The only difference between a dead skunk lying in the road and a dead lawyer lying in the road is that there are skid marks around the skunk.

He looked around, he looked ahead and he could almost see the opening at that point he could almost smell the barn and I noticed his stroke picked up and he got past that one moment that all endurance athletes have to go through. He put his head down, he tucked his chin and did it.

I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn't.

Any political party that includes the word 'democratic' in its name, isn't.

There's a great need for housing for women, and women with children.

Through the Bible, we're trying to help people clean their lives up. In helping people get off drugs, in trying to teach them a trade, we're trying to rehabilitate not only their bodies, but their souls also.

He has a great joy and love for the water. I told him he had a great stroke, and I thought with proper training and a wetsuit he could swim from Alcatraz. He said, 'Really'?

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[Johnny is one of the youngest to ever swim that distance.] He has a great joy and love for the water, ... I told him he had a great stroke, and I thought with proper training and a wetsuit he could swim from Alcatraz. He said, 'Really'?

I'm using labor out of the mission. I'm trying to teach guys the different trades, trying to help them, so maybe, when they leave here, they're not going to have to go out and get a $6-an-hour job.

We continue to believe the company's assumptions appear to be somewhat aggressive given the recent softening in demand trends and the weak orders in the quarter.

We're looking to do all kinds of interesting research. We want to be different from other polls. . . . We're not just going after horse-race issues. We want to talk about concerns people face day-to-day.

I don't want to lose my gear. I have a lot of money invested.

We suspect the future of this market may unfold similarly to the recent slowdown in Washington, D.C., or a situation similar to the events that transpired in Las Vegas a little over a year ago.

If we open this facility, we can help people get off the street and help them to start to become self-sufficient. It's a large structure, and we need quite a bit of work done to it.