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The Dilbert Principle: People are idiots.

Scott Adams
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The trouble with computers, of course, is that they're very sophisticated idiots.

Doctor Who
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The troublesome ones in a family are usually either the wits or the idiots.

George Eliot
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Nothing is more humiliating than to see idiots succeed in enterprises we have failed in.

Gustave Flaubert
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If you are not a psychiatrist, stay away from idiots. They are too stupid to pay a layman for his company.

Stanislaw J. Lec
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This makes us look like idiots.

Mark Richardson
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The main difference between men and women is that men are lunatics and women are idiots.

Rebecca West
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There is a Providence that protects idiots, drunkards, children and the United States of America.

Otto von Bismarck
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We already arrested five of them, ... They aren't evacuees. They're local idiots.

Todd Hunter
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We must fight as a race for everything that makes for a better country and a better world. We are dreaming idiots and trusting fools to do anything less.

Ralph Bunche
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They show them painted and acting like idiots on the TV, so they keep acting like idiots.

Paul Westphal
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Overall, drug addicts are idiots.

Dr. Gregory House
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One of the problems the internet has introduced is that in the electronic village all the village-idiots have internet access.

Peter Nelson
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Providence protects children and idiots. I know because I have tested it.

Mark Twain
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But their determination to banish fools foundered ultimately in the installation of absolute idiots.

Basil Bunting
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In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards.

Mark Twain
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People generally have more equity in their home than they're aware of, ... The Complete Idiot's Guide to Buying or Leasing a Car.

Jack Nerad
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The demagogue is one who preaches doctrines he knows to be untrue to men he knows to be idiots.

H. L. Mencken
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Malaysians are not idiots or imbeciles.

Chandra Muzaffar
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Guys are idiots, till they're what, 40 years old.

Wes Borland
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Yeah, it was a little slick. But some of these guys when they put helmets on turn into idiots, too.

Timothy Peters
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The Complete Idiot's Guide To Your-Movie's-Coming-Out.

Piper Perabo
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Great men are not always idiots.

Karen Elizabeth Gordon
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