When your mother asks,

 

When your mother asks, "Do you want a piece of advice?" it is a mere formality. It doesn't matter if you answer yes or no. You're going to get it anyway.


-Erma Bombeck
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This quote is just one of 18 total Erma Bombeck quotes in our collection. Erma Bombeck is known for saying 'When your mother asks, "Do you want a piece of advice?" it is a mere formality. It doesn't matter if you answer yes or no. You're going to get it anyway.' as well as some of the following quotes.

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Anybody who watches three games of football in a row should be declared brain dead.

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