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I thought it would be neat because if these students go on in acting, they will likely be doing dinner theater. Insert joke about actors being waiters and waitresses here.

Amy Coleman
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We ask our waiters to get the ingredients ready as fast as they can as we don't want our customers to wait with empty stomachs in this chilly environment. But once you take one bite of the steaming delicacies, you would definitely forget the cold.

Jianguo Liu
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The British tourist is always happy abroad as long as the natives are waiters.

Robert Morley
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Before a prominent Western presence in China, surly waiters and surly salesclerks were pretty much what you'd expect. Nowadays, the five-star hotels in China are every bit as good as five-star hotels in Hong Kong and Tokyo — which means much better than the U.S.

George Koo
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They stoop like subservient wine waiters.

Henry Blofeld
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I would not support a McDonald's, a Burger King or a Dunkin' Donuts at that site, but this is a restaurant, really. I wish they had waiters and waitresses so it would be a little easier for us to classify it, but for lack of a better term, they're calling it fast food.

Alderman Scott Galvin
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Their the waiters' eyes sparkled and their pencils flew as she proceeded to eviscerate my wallet - p%tZ, Whitstable oysters, a sole, filet mignon, and a favorite salad of the Nizam of Hyderabad made of shredded five-pound notes.

S. J. Perelman
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At its very essence, this is about waiters and waitresses, who work for tips, being told they have to clock out in the middle of a shift. They lose money.

Jot Condie
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A waiter's job is not a women's job here in Sudan. Part of it is tradition. It is not suitable for women to serve people in public.

Sidiqa Washi
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