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Moral: A peerless maxim enumerated by God in his Holy Bible, such as that of Deuteronomy 23:1, if your testicles are crushed or your male member missing, you must never enter a sanctuary of the Lord.

Donald Morgan

I wonder when someone will grow the testicles to say to americans everywhere, 'Enough with the self-medicating.' Seriously. What ever happened to dealing with life? Life is pain. Life is inconvenience. Life is a tall, cool glass of "F**k You". Step away from the Prozac and Xanax, and Drink Up, Bitches. Refills are on the house...

Anthony Beal

Did he actually touch your penis or your testicles?

Ron Zonen

We put electrodes on the ears or testicles of prisoners.

Paul Aussaresses

That title makes me think of circumcision, which makes me think of testicles, which makes me think of a ball sack, which makes me think the name change is truly meant to be.

Mike Eitel

An octopus has eight testicles.

Archie Bunker