I asked the waiter, 'Is this milk fresh?' He said, 'Lady, three hours ago it was grass.
Phyllis Diller

"Phyllis Ada Driver", better known as "Phyllis Diller", was an
Diller's voice acting roles included the Queen in A Bug's Life, Granny Neutron in The Adventures of Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius, Thelma Griffin in Family Guy, and various characters on Robot Chicken.
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