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A. Whitney BrownAaron WhiteAl FrankenAlan King
Alan KingsmanAlexei SayleAmy PoehlerAna Gasteyer
Andrew DentonAndy KaufmanAndy MilonakisAndy Richter
Arabella WeirArsenio HallArthur GuitermanBarry Took
Ben EltonBen StillerBenny HillBernard Manning
Bill CosbyBill DanaBill HicksBill Maher
Billy ConnollyBilly CrystalBob HopeBob Monkhouse
Bob NewhartBruce VilanchBuddy HackettCameron White
Carol LeiferCaroline RheaCassandra PetersonCheech Marin
Chevy ChaseChris ElliottChris FarleyChris Rock
Colin QuinnCraig FergusonDamon WayansDan Aykroyd
Dana CarveyDane CookDave AttellDave Chappelle
Dave FoleyDavid BrennerDavid LettermanDavid Steinberg
Dawn FrenchDebra WilsonDemetri MartinDennis Miller
Dick GregoryDick SmothersDon AdamsDon Rickles
Dylan MoranE. B. WhiteEddie CantorEddie Izzard
Eddie MurphyElayne BooslerEllen DeGeneresEmo Philips
Eric IdleEric MorecambeErnie KovacsFanny Brice
Flip WilsonFrank CarsonFred AllenFred Willard
Freddie PrinzeGarron WhitehouseGarry ShandlingGeorge Carlin
George F. BurnsGeorge GobelGeorge LopezGeorge Miller
Gilbert GottfriedGracie AllenGraham ChapmanGreg Giraldo
Groucho MarxHarpo MarxHenny YoungmanHowie Mandel
Hugh LaurieJack BennyJack DeeJackie Mason
James ThurberJane WagnerJaneane GarofaloJay Leno
Jay LondonJeff FoxworthyJennifer SaundersJerry Lewis
Jerry SeinfeldJim CarreyJimmy DuranteJimmy Fallon
Jo BrandJoan RiversJoe E. LewisJoe Rogan
Joey AdamsJohn BelushiJohn CandyJohn Leguizamo
Johnny CarsonJohnny VegasJonathan KatzJonathan Winters
Josh BillingsJulia SweeneyJulian ClaryKate Clinton
Kathy GriffinKeenen Ivory WayansKen DoddKevin James
Kevin McdonaldKevin NealonLandon AdamsLaron White
Larry MillerLaura KightlingerLea DelariaLenny Bruce
Les DawsonLewis BlackLou CostelloLouie Anderson
Lucille BallLynn LavnerMargaret ChoMargaret Smith
Mark ThomasMartin LawrenceMarty AllenMarty Feldman
Mel BrooksMichael PalinMilton BerleMitch Hedberg
Nipsey RussellNorm CrosbyOrlando JonesP. J. O'Rourke
Pat PaulsenPatsy KellyPaul LyndePaul Merton
Paul O'gradyPaul ReiserPaul ReubensPaul Rodriguez
Paula PoundstonePauly ShorePhyllis DillerRandy Newman
Ray CombsRed ButtonsRed SkeltonRich Little
Richard LewisRichard MurdochRick MercerRing Lardner
Rita RudnerRob SchneiderRobert BenchleyRobert Klein
Robert KleinhenzRobin WilliamsRodney CarringtonRodney Dangerfield
Ron WhitehurstRon WhiteleyRonnie BarkerRonnie Corbett
Rosie O'donnellRowan AtkinsonRuby WaxSam Kinison
Sarah SilvermanScott ThompsonShelley BermanSpike Milligan
Stephen ColbertStephen FrySteve MartinSteve Martinez
Steve MartinsonSteven WrightTerry JonesTim Allen
Tim MeadowsTim SampleTim VineTina Fey
Tommy CooperTommy SmothersTony HancockTotie Fields
Tracey UllmanVicki LawrenceVictoria JacksonVictoria Wood
W. C. FieldsWanda SykesWendy LiebmanWendy Liebmann
Will FerrellWillie Tyler