Maybe if you're on the highway, you could hit a deer and fuel your car, or you could use leftovers from deer season.

I asked when I bought my home if I could have a pickup truck, and they said it was OK as long as it didn't have writing on it. We're afraid it's not going to stop with this. Before you know it, they'll be saying you can't have a vehicle that's more than three years old, or you can't have a motorcycle.