I've done the calculation and your chances of winning the lottery are identical whether you play or not. -Fran Lebowitz

 

I've done the calculation and your chances of winning the lottery are identical whether you play or not.


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This quote is just one of 31 total Fran Lebowitz quotes in our collection. Fran Lebowitz is known for saying 'I've done the calculation and your chances of winning the lottery are identical whether you play or not.' as well as some of the following quotes.

Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he's buying.

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If your sexual fantasies were truly of interest to others, they would no longer be fantasies.

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Romantic love is mental illness. But it's a pleasurable one. It's a drug. It distorts reality, and that's the point of it. It would be impossible to fall in love with someone that you really saw. -Fran Lebowitz
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If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater, suggest that he wear a tail.

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I place a high moral value on the way people behave. I find it repellent to have a lot, and to behave with anything other than courtesy in the old sense of the word - politeness of the heart, a gentleness of the spirit.

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My favorite animal is steak. -Fran Lebowitz
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If you can stay in love for more than two years, you're on something.

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