Here's something to think about: How come you never see a headline like 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? -Jay Leno

 

Here's something to think about: How come you never see a headline like 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?


-Jay Leno
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because they would loose their ability to see.

-god (2010-11-23)


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