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I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered, what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks?

George Carlin

I don't recall an early storm this bad, ... I don't think anybody predicted this kind of impact and this kind of heavy, wet frozen snow - there must be a tremendous amount of weight on those electrical lines and telephone poles, because they were just broken like toothpicks.

Tex Hall

Bridget: My mum, a strange creature from the time when pickles on toothpicks were still the height of sophistication.

Bridget Jones's Diary

We find and record everything they had on the vessels. Swords, guns, eating utensils, even gold toothpicks.

John Brandon

He is one of those wise philanthropists who in a time of famine would vote for nothing but a supply of toothpicks.

Douglas Jerrold