Hanging is too good for a man who makes puns; he should be drawn and quoted.
Fred Allen
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LAST, n. A shoemaker's implement, named by a frowning Providence as opportunity to the maker of puns. Ah, punster, would my lot were cast, Where the cobbler is unknown, So that I might forget his last And hear your own. Gargo Repsky.
Ambrose Bierce
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