4 quotes about accountant follow in order of popularity. Be sure to bookmark and share your favorites!

If my father had hugged me even once, I'd be an accountant right now.

Ray Romano

My money goes to my agent, then to my accountant and from him to the tax man.

Glenda Jackson

Did you ever hear of a kid playing accountant -- even if they wanted to be one?

Jackie Mason

People always ask me, 'Were you funny as a child?' Well, no, I was an accountant.

Ellen DeGeneres