Tim Conway
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"Thomas Daniel "Tim" Conway" is an American comedian and actor, who is best known for his role as the inept Ensign (rank)/Ensign Mchale's navy#Ensign Parker/Charles Parker in the 1960s World War II-set situation comedy, McHale's Navy, for his sketch comedy as a co-star on the 1970s variety program, The Carol Burnett Show, for starring as the title character in the Dorf series of comedy films, and for cartoon voice work as the voice of Barnacle Boy from the animated series SpongeBob SquarePants.

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You know how you tell your dog, stay? You are not controlling him.

Instantly, there was a click. He's the best straight man. There was not a lot of editing or a laugh track, so we would either get laughs or you would hear the air conditioner.

They've been known to enjoy a cat meal now and then, and there are a lot of stray cats out there.

Whoa, is this going to hurt. Look at that picture.

This is not the big bad wolf syndrome. They're an integral part of Pennsylvania right now.

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The Steve Allen Show.