"Academy Award for Live Action Short Film/Best Short Film, Live Action"
1988 The Appointments of Dennis Jennings
"Steven Alexander Wright" is an American comedian, actor and writer. He is known for his distinctly lethargic voice and slow, deadpan delivery of irony/ironic, Philosophy#Contemporary philosophy (c. 1900 – present)/philosophical and sometimes nonsensical jokes, paraprosdokians, anti-humor, and one-liner joke/one-liners with contrived situations.If you enjoy these quotes, be sure to check out other famous comedians! More Steven Wright on Wikipedia.
I can remember the first time I had to go to sleep. Mom said, 'Steven, time to go to sleep.' I said, 'But I don't know how.' She said, 'It's real easy. Just go down to the end of tired and hang a left.' So I went down to the end of tired, and just out of curiosity I hung a right. My mother was there, and she said 'I thought I told you to go to sleep.'Steven Wright