If you want to read about love and marriage, you've got to buy two separate books.

Alan King
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You do live longer with bran, but you spend the last fifteen years on the toilet.

Alan King
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As life's pleasures go, food is second only to sex. Except for salami and eggs. Now that's better than sex, but only if the salami is thickly sliced. -Alan King
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I don't think it's any secret. We can't continue to do business as we're currently doing it.

Alan King
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We need to communicate and make it clear.

Alan King
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However, even under the best of circumstances, four-year graduation rates for the next few years will be substantially lower than those in the three provinces. -Alan King
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The sense of the group was excitement.

Alan King
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Banks have a new image. Now you have 'a friend,' your friendly banker. If the banks are so friendly, how come they chain down the pens?

Alan King
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Once they make their commitment, they have to stay with that commitment, ... They have to live with that decision. -Alan King
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