You do live longer with bran, but you spend the last fifteen years on the toilet. -Alan King

 

You do live longer with bran, but you spend the last fifteen years on the toilet.


-Alan King
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This quote is just one of 9 total Alan King quotes in our collection. Alan King is known for saying 'You do live longer with bran, but you spend the last fifteen years on the toilet.' as well as some of the following quotes.

If you want to read about love and marriage, you've got to buy two separate books.

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You do live longer with bran, but you spend the last fifteen years on the toilet.

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As life's pleasures go, food is second only to sex. Except for salami and eggs. Now that's better than sex, but only if the salami is thickly sliced. -Alan King
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I don't think it's any secret. We can't continue to do business as we're currently doing it.

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We need to communicate and make it clear.

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However, even under the best of circumstances, four-year graduation rates for the next few years will be substantially lower than those in the three provinces. -Alan King
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The sense of the group was excitement.

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