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This quote is just one of 17 total Johnny Carson quotes in our collection. Johnny Carson is known for saying 'If life was fair, Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be dead.' as well as some of the following quotes.
For three days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off.
Never continue in a job you don't enjoy. If you're happy in what you're doing, you'll like yourself, you'll have inner peace. And if you have that, along with physical health, you will have had more success than you could possibly have imagined.
This quote is just one of 17 total Johnny Carson quotes in our collection. Johnny Carson is known for saying 'If life was fair, Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be dead.' as well as some of the following quotes.