If my business could be made legal, I and women like me could make a big contribution to what Mayor Lindsay calls "Fun City," and the city and state could derive the money in taxes and licensing fees that I pay off to crooked cops and political figures.

In America you can get away with murder, but not with sex.

As the Pentagon gave us the green light, we quickly made it clear to our viewers that that kind of thing goes on all the time.

You just can't be good in bed anymore. You have to be good at the keyboard too.