I so hate it when I'm quoted to thwart the juices and desires of the great interior design public at large' - Daily Express.

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I've just bought myself a G-string - which is rather fun.

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Re: William Morris 'He didn't quite bring down the Walls of Jericho so much as cover them in nice wallpaper.

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Like the seventh cavalry emerging o'er the brink of the hill, I come with panniers full of wallpaper.

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Being a Dad is the new black.

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