Before borrowing money from a friend it's best to decide which you need most.

Marriage: love, honor, and negotiate.

I like him. It's just that he has this blind spot when it comes to corruption. I don't think he ever realizes the seriousness of it.

A simple fact that is hard to learn is that the time to save money is when you have some.

Home is where you can say anything you please, because nobody pays any attention to you anyway.

Money is a strange thing. It ranks with love as our greatest source of joy, and with death as our greatest source of anxiety.

It's practically impossible to look at a penguin and feel angry.

It is always interesting to put seed into the ground and see what comes up.

If you want to know what God thinks of money, look at the people He gives it to.